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Everyone is asking himself: What the hell is going on in France? Alliances are changing, we fight about stupid questions, there is a Civil War going on and no one ever accepts the decisions of the government. Those are all the things the French peoples are dealing with on a daily basis.
How can we explain this phenomenon? Many sociologists, psychologists and philosophers asked this question but they can’t found the causes of this political instability which is destroying a bit more each day the French people. But this was before. I have found the explanation. I’m going to tell you why the French peoples are what they are. There is only one explanation possible.
The question is: Why do we keep having political instability? My answer is that political instability is connected to the sexual activity of the gamers, or more accurately, their sexual inactivity. We all know how a sexual activity is important and how it makes people softer. But, a quick look on IRC at 10pm shows us that most of the gamers don’t have anything better to do. Instead of be sexually active or looking for a partner to do it, we found them doing small talk about how big their penis is. This is causing frustration, and not a small one.
Political instability is connected to the gamer’s frustration. Without the possibility to discharge his frustration on a sexual way, the gamer keeps destroying what the others are trying to do. There is a law of nature: More the gamer is frustrated, more annoying he will be.
So Admin, please, add a « sexual intercourse » module. It’s the only way to bring peace in France. This way, we will be able to have intercourses IG and we won’t have to be frustrated anymore because we are not able do it IRL…
Could we deduce from this analysis that France is a country of really frustrated gamers? I won’t tell it, but it seems to be.
Dans cet article, je montrerai pourquoi la stabilité politique est impossible en France et pourquoi Admin doit ajouter un module « Relations sexuelles ».
Nous ne pouvons que le constater et tous les pays se le demande : à quel jeu la France joue-t-elle ? Changement d’alliances, déchirures sur des questions stupides, guerre civile, gouvernements critiqués sont le lot quotidien des français. Comment expliquer ce phénomène ? De nombreux sociologues, politologues, psychologues et philosophes se sont posés la question sans jamais réussir à déterminer précisément la cause de cette instabilité politique qui détruit un peu plus chaque jour le peuple français. Mais ça, c’était avant. Car aujourd’hui, je pense avoir enfin trouvé l’explication de tout ceci. Je vais vous dévoiler pourquoi les français sont ce qu’ils sont et pourquoi ils ne sont pas autrement qu’ils sont et que s’ils étaient autrement qu’ils ne sont, ils ne seraient pas ce qu’ils sont (tout ça en caleçon !)
Pourquoi ne connaissons-nous que l’instabilité politique ? Ma thèse est que cette instabilité politique est lié à l’activité sexuelle des gamers, ou plutôt leur inactivité sexuelle. On sait à quel point une activité sexuelle épanouie adoucit les mœurs, notamment si celle-ci est pratiquée avec un fond musical. Or, un rapide coup d’œil sur IRC à 22h suffit à montrer que la plupart des joueurs n’ont rien de mieux à faire, et donc qu’au lieu de copuler ou bien de chercher à copuler, on les trouve à converser sur la taille de leur sexe. Cela entraîne une frustration chez les gamers qui n’ont pas les moyens d’extérioriser autrement leurs pulsions sexuelles que par l’intermédiaire d’e-sim. Ainsi, ils écrivent de longs articles insensés et se plaisent à emmerder le gouvernement (figure d’autorité par excellence qui rappelle le père, père qui a copulé avec la mère et envers lequel ils éprouvent une certaine rancœur.)
En d’autres termes, d’après mes analyses, l’instabilité politique est liée à la frustration des gamers qui ne pouvant extérioriser leurs pulsions sexuelles autrement qu’en imposant leur saiks dans la discussion se plaisent à faire chier le gouvernement en tant qu’il incarne le père.
Donc Admin, s’il te plaît, ajoute un module de relations sexuelles. C’est le seul moyen de ramener la paix en France. Ainsi, nous aurons la possibilité d’avoir des relations IG et nous serons moins frustrés car nous n’avons pas la possibilité d’en avoir IRL.
Conclusion : faut-il déduire de tout cela que la France est le plus grand pays de frustrés d’e-sim ? Je laisse planer le doute. Il n’y a qu’un pas que je ne franchirai pas. Mais remercions cette frustration accumulée, elle est cause d’une génialité encore inégalée. France, je t’aime ! Vive la France !
Merci, thanks and boobs.
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