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امروز خواستیم با تعریف هایی از دوست عزیزمون سیب زمینی دل شما رو شاد کنیم.
دیدم نامردیست فقط خود بدان ها بخندیم =)))
پی نوشت: اکانتی هست به اسم سیب زمینی که منتسب به ایشون هست وما به این دلیل این اسم رو برای مقاله انتخاب کردیم.
یه موقع به شخصیت ( ؟؟؟؟؟ ) ایشون توهینی حساب نکنید.
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نمیدونین چه آدمی شده بود.
میومد نیم ساعت تا یکساعت توی چنل اصلیه ایران میشست و منتظر میموند یکی از ماها بریم جوابشو بدیم.
هی میومد از کیاوش و سهند و من نظر میخواست که باهاش همکاری کنیم و به گند کاریش سندیت بدیم.
اینو ببینین :دال
[00:36:38] parsman [cgiirc@85D8401A.3C4D37B7.82E4D421.IP] is now known as parsman[raft-ping-konid]
سهند هم اونجا بود.
[00:42:24] <~SahandM> alan in rabti nadare ke forum ghabli man entekhabat ro nazaram
[00:42:29] <Kiavash> alan forume asli rah oftade
[00:42:37] <parsman> oftade ke oftade
[00:42:39] <Kiavash> che karie berim too onn forum?!
[00:42:54] <parsman> frume ghadimi ozvesh ta alan faghat sahande
[00:42:54] <~SahandM> unja mese jangal mimune
[00:42:55] <Kiavash> nashod dige
[00:43:02] <Kiavash> oftade ke oftade nashod harf
[00:43:04] <~SahandM> parsman ozv ?
[00:43:04] <parsman> chi nashod
[00:43:08] <parsman> 4 rooze elam shode
[00:43:08] <~SahandM> to ozv nisti ?
[00:43:18] <parsman> manzooram ozve majlese
[00:43:25] <Kiavash> ta jayee ke midoonam 70-80% Iran oonja ozv hastan
[00:43:30] <parsman> alan inja 4 rooze elam shode
[00:43:37] <Kiavash> 4 rooze ki elam karde?
جالبیش اینجاست که من و اکسیژن و غیره رو بهمون گفت میشه فروم رو تست کنین و ما رفتیم عضو شدیم بدون اینکه درخواست مجلسی داده باشیم خودش به همه درخواست مجلسی میداد که بگه اعضای مجلسش زیاد هستند.
بگذریم.
اومد توی بحث شروع کرد به مسخره بازی.
سهند هم بهش تذکر داد.
کیاوش هم یه بار اخطار داد که وحید گفت اوکی.
[00:58:48] <~SahandM> parsman tohin nakon plz , dafe dige intor nemigam , sorry
[01:03:05] <&Kiavash> 5
[01:03:06] <&Kiavash> 4
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[01:03:07] <&Kiavash> 3
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[01:03:12] <&Kiavash>
از اینجا به بعد رو کامل میزارم حسابی بخندین روحیتون شاد شه =))))))
[01:03:05] <&Kiavash> 5
[01:03:06] <&Kiavash> 4
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[01:03:07] <&Kiavash> 3
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[01:03:12] <&Kiavash>
[01:03:14] <&Kiavash> .deprotect
[01:03:14] Elite-Gamer [elite@rizon.net] has set mode -a Kiavash
[01:03:33] <Kiavash> mardake aldang adab nadare
[01:03:37] <Kiavash> .op
[01:03:37] Elite-Gamer [elite@rizon.net] has set mode +o Kiavash
[01:03:40] <~SahandM> vaghan
[01:04:10] <@Kiavash> khial mikone baghiye ham mesle oon gagoolaye doro baresh hastan harchi bege bavar konan
[01:04:21] <@Kiavash> ya film bazi kone hame barash bah bah konan
[01:04:26] <~SahandM> lol
[01:04:48] <@Kiavash> .ping shabe hame khosh, bb all
[01:04:48] <&tosBot> SahandM e-Sim Elite-Gamer Internets MarhaM tosBot Wharrgarbl foad Kiavash LimitServ Quotes Trivia HEROES02
[01:04:48] <&tosBot> >>> shabe hame khosh, bb all
[01:04:50] <@Kiavash> .deop
[01:04:50] Elite-Gamer [elite@rizon.net] has set mode -o Kiavash
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[01:04:57] <~SahandM> bb
[01:05:05] <parsman> che jaleb ip kiavash ba marham yekie
[01:05:08] <parsman> khili khube
[01:05:10] <parsman> =))
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[01:05:14] <Kiavash> ,op
[01:05:32] <Kiavash> in vaghean moshkele roohi dare
[01:05:40] <~SahandM> khol mizane marham alan unvar marham online
[01:06:09] <Kiavash> feshar ke behesh miad shoroo mikone hazioon goftan
[01:06:13] <Kiavash> daste khodesh nist
[01:06:20] <Kiavash> dobare shab bekheir
[01:06:21] <Kiavash> bb
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[01:06:25] <~SahandM> 01:06 parsman .ban MarhaM
[01:06:32] <~SahandM> in yani chi ?
[01:06:33] <Kiavash> koja?
[01:06:34] <parsman> okh faghat ye cizi
[01:06:38] <parsman> khastam begam
[01:06:42] <Kiavash> .op
[01:06:42] <parsman> khak too saret marham
[01:06:42] Elite-Gamer [elite@rizon.net] has set mode +o Kiavash
[01:06:45] <~SahandM> parsman khol shodi ?
[01:06:47] <parsman> natoonesti
[01:06:50] parsman [cgiirc@85D8401A.3C4D37B7.82E4D421.IP] has been kicked from #e-sim.ir by Kiavash [~kiavash@Rizon-4B45034F.static.xlhost.com]: parsman
[01:06:56] parsman [cgiirc@85D8401A.3C4D37B7.82E4D421.IP] has joined #e-sim.ir
[01:07:06] <parsman> ipitam avaz koni
[01:07:09] parsman [cgiirc@85D8401A.3C4D37B7.82E4D421.IP] has been kicked from #e-sim.ir by Kiavash [~kiavash@Rizon-4B45034F.static.xlhost.com]: parsman
[01:07:21] <&MarhaM> .akick add parsman
[01:07:21] *Elite-Gamer* parsman added to #e-sim.ir autokick list.
[01:07:37] <&MarhaM> in allan chera be man fohsh dad?
[01:07:41] parsman is parsman!cgiirc@85D8401A.3C4D37B7.82E4D421.IP
[01:07:41] parsman's real name: http://www.mibbit.com
[01:07:41] parsman's channels: #ir.sim
[01:07:41] parsman's server: *.rizon.net - Where are you?
[01:07:41] parsman's info: is a CGI:IRC client
[01:07:41] parsman's idle time: 0d 0h 0m 35s
[01:07:41] parsman's signon time: چهارشنبه سپتامبر 5 00:44:53 2012
[01:07:41] parsman WHOIS info from irc.x1n.org
[01:07:42] <@Kiavash> hichi
[01:07:44] MarhaM is MarhaM!~Marham@6DACFAA3.2826FBAA.808A51E6.IP
[01:07:44] MarhaM's real name: MarhaM
[01:07:44] MarhaM's channels: @#GIP.public, +#strade, &#strikes.ir, ~#secura.ir, #e-sim_wiki, #e-sim, &#e-sim.ir, &#p-s, ~#GIP.alliance
[01:07:44] MarhaM's server: irc.x1n.org - Rizon Client Server
[01:07:44] MarhaM's info: has identified for MarhaM
[01:07:44] MarhaM's info: is using modes +irx authflags: [none]
[01:07:44] MarhaM's info: is actually ~Marham@2.183.48.60 [2.183.48.60]
[01:07:44] MarhaM's idle time: 0d 0h 0m 7s
[01:07:44] MarhaM's signon time: سه شنبه سپتامبر 4 23:55:03 2012
[01:07:44] MarhaM WHOIS info from irc.x1n.org
[01:07:47] Kiavash is Kiavash!~kiavash@Rizon-4B45034F.static.xlhost.com
[01:07:47] Kiavash's real name: Kiavash
[01:07:47] Kiavash's channels: #secura.ir, @#e-sim.ir, #p-s, ~#kiavash
[01:07:47] Kiavash's server: *.rizon.net - Where are you?
[01:07:47] Kiavash's info: has identified for this nick
[01:07:47] Kiavash's idle time: 0d 0h 0m 4s
[01:07:47] Kiavash's signon time: سه شنبه سپتامبر 4 23:38:59 2012
[01:07:47] Kiavash WHOIS info from irc.x1n.org
[01:07:47] <@Kiavash> zade bala
[01:07:51] <@Kiavash> daste khodesh nist
[01:07:56] <~SahandM>
[01:07:56] <&MarhaM> [01:07:44] MarhaM is MarhaM!~Marham@6DACFAA3.2826FBAA.808A51E6.IP
[01:08:04] <&MarhaM> [01:07:47] Kiavash is Kiavash!~kiavash@Rizon-4B45034F.static.xlhost.com
[01:08:09] <&MarhaM> in 2 ta yekkie? :O
[01:08:12] <@Kiavash> [01:08:07] Kiavash is Kiavash!~kiavash@Rizon-4B45034F.static.xlhost.com
[01:08:21] <@Kiavash> in whois ham balad nist begire badbakht?
[01:08:26] <@Kiavash> in hame ham edea mikone?!
[01:08:29] <&MarhaM> .akick del parsman
[01:08:29] *Elite-Gamer* parsman deleted from #e-sim.ir autokick list.
[01:08:33] <&MarhaM> ajab
[01:08:49] <@Kiavash> [01:08:07] Kiavash is Kiavash!~kiavash@Rizon-4B45034F.static.xlhost.com
[01:08:49] <@Kiavash> [01:08:41] MarhaM is MarhaM!~Marham@6DACFAA3.2826FBAA.808A51E6.IP
اینم به عنوان حسن ختام ماجرای اون شب.
[01:12:32] <@Kiavash>
[01:13:05] <@Kiavash> bb all
[01:13:09] <@Kiavash> man jedan beram bekhabam
[01:13:12] <~SahandM> bb
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[01:13:36] <parsman> ye akse dige begiram
[01:13:37] <parsman> plz
[01:13:53] <parsman> chie kiavash dar raft =))
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[01:14:12] <parsman> eshkal nadare marham pesaram kheili bachei hanooz
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[01:23:24] <~SahandM> .ban parsman
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[01:41:21] <&MarhaM> SahandM: chera bannesh kardy?
[01:41:36] <~SahandM> migam behet
[01:43:55] <&MarhaM> haji ma mesle una nistym ban konim
[01:44:06] <&MarhaM> tu bazi allan rafte shout dade ke man kiavasham
[01:46:54] <~SahandM> hamino migam dige
[01:46:58] <~SahandM> cherto pert mige
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شاد باشید.
مرهم.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
