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درود و دو صد بدرود.
امروز خواستیم با تعریف هایی از دوست عزیزمون سیب زمینی دل شما رو شاد کنیم.

دیدم نامردیست فقط خود بدان ها بخندیم =)))


پی نوشت: اکانتی هست به اسم سیب زمینی که منتسب به ایشون هست وما به این دلیل این اسم رو برای مقاله انتخاب کردیم.
یه موقع به شخصیت ( ؟؟؟؟؟ ) ایشون توهینی حساب نکنید.

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روزی و روزگاری در سکورا مقاله ای دادیم در وصف اوضاع کنونی.
به ناگاه پای مقاله قدوم دوست عزیزمون سیب زمینی و دیگر دوستانمون رو دیدیم که دل ما رو شاد کردند.

گفتند اکانت مولتیه من توی سکورا دست ایشون افتاده و من تا فردا اکانتم بن میشه.
خنده دار ترش این بود که میگفتند با استفاده از ارتش من دارم گلد شویی میکنم. =)))

بعد دوست خنده دار ترشون گفتند که به من هم سند هاشو نشون داده و دیگه هیچ راه بازگشتی برایتون نیست =)))))

بخونید لاگ رو:

[00:18:29] <ferdinand> =))
[00:18:34] <ferdinand> marham dahaneto &&&&&
[00:18:40] <ferdinand> mooltit oftade dastam
[00:18:56] <ferdinand> kole gold shooyihato daram aks gereftam vase minitec mifrestam
[00:19:16] <ferdinand> avalin rayis jomhoore ban shodeye server 2 ham beshi =))
[00:19:24] <ferdinand> ta dige az in ghalata nakoni
[00:20:08] ferdinand [cgiirc@F17B32AC.7DB88A68.82E4D421.IP] is now known as parsman
[00:21:30] <MarhaM> chera mikhay khodeto jaye parsman ja bezani?
[00:21:35] <MarhaM> parsman op dare
[00:21:42] <parsman> masalan injoori?
[00:21:48] [^_^] [facebot@Face.bot.at.rizon] has set mode +ao parsman parsman
[00:21:52] <&parsman> =))
[00:21:53] <MarhaM> aha
[00:21:55] <MarhaM> behtar shod
[00:21:59] <MarhaM> axam kamel shod
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[00:23:36] <&parsman> noobi agar na multit daste man nemioftad )
[00:23:45] <MarhaM> =))
[00:23:50] <&parsman> &&&& bar sare bi orzat )
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[00:26:01] <MarhaM> HAMID_REZA: mige man ba artesh gold shoii mikardam =))))
[00:26:14] <MarhaM> mikhad report kone bekhandim
[00:26:27] <@HAMID_REZA> kho hatman madrak dare
[00:26:33] <&parsman> 100%
[00:26:35] <&parsman>
[00:26:37] <MarhaM> HAMID_REZA: ye omre faghat mige madrak dare
[00:26:45] <MarhaM> mesle hamooni ke goft man va kiavash ye ip dashtym
[00:26:55] <MarhaM> ta goftym axesho neshoon bede lal shod =))
[00:27:03] <MarhaM> allanam gofte mikhad banam kone
[00:27:12] <MarhaM> behesh ba kamale eftekhar migam in karo bokone
[00:27:17] <MarhaM> age ye zarre rast mige
[00:27:20] <&parsman> bebin az in badtar nist beri be refighe man begi in nemidoonam az koja fahmid!
[00:27:22] <&parsman> hamin vasat base!

این تیکه بلدش خدا بود =))))

[00:28:39] <MarhaM> HAMID_REZA: to azash bekhah behet neshoon bede ina ro ke mige =))
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[00:34:52] <@HAMID_REZA> vahid ye seri az kararo fahmide
[00:34:53] <@HAMID_REZA> :|
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[00:38:13] <&parsman> khodeto &&&&& chizi giret nemiad az emshab
[00:38:24] <&parsman> faghat atot oftade dastam
[00:38:32] <&parsman> manam sabzesh mikonam
[00:38:51] <@dashrooziegol> parsman: in boteam khandash geref))))
[00:38:56] <&parsman> albate be jorme forooshe accountam mitoonam banetoon konam
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.[00:41:19] <&parsman> .kb marham
و این هم نزاشتن ما کامل اون شب بخندیم =)))

خلاصه شبی به یاد ماندنی برای ما ساختند که هنوزم هر وقت میبینم اکانتم حتی یه تک گلد هم جریمه روش نیوفتاده میخندم به این سیب زمینیه دروغ گو.
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میخوام سعی کنم از این به بعد یکمی از دروغ های این سیب زمینیه بذله گو رو براتون بزارم باشد که با هم بخندیم =))))

از این به بعد تا توسط این موجودات خنده دار مطلبی گفته میشه که سندش هست فقط میتونید بخندید =))))

شاد باشید.
مرهم.

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