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Bienvenue dans un hors série qui va décrypter e-sim d'un point de vue scientifique.
Au sommaire de ce Hors série:
-Pourquoi les e-simmien aiment-ils les boobs ?
-Pourquoi
nicoboss arnaque-t-il ?
-Les mystère de l'esprit floodeur de
Tarabai_1er
Cette article est une ébauche de neurologie
Commençons par le plus passionnant des sujets; les boobs. Les boobs sont ces boules de graisse situé au niveau pectorale uniquement chez les femmes (quoi que) qui sécrètent lorsque la femme est en maternité un liquide blanc appelé lait. Pourquoi les hommes du monde d'e-sim tombent raid dingue devant ces simples outils nourrissant leur descendance.
Votre journaliste scientifique préféré
salut s'est penché sur la question.
A la vue de boobs l partie située entre le lobe frontale et pariétale s'activerai et déclencherai un fort désir amoureux chez l'homme envers la femelle. Nous avons constaté que chez les descendant de cette population, cette partie "boobsienne" serait plus développé que chez d'autres population, ces neroonnes sécrètent de la dopamine qui a les même effet que des drogues et rendrait dépendant aux boobs ces personnes.
Pourquoi
nicoboss arnaque-t-il ?
J'espère que je ne vais pas être censuré en parlant de ce traître, arnaqueur et tout les trucs dans le genre.
J'ai étudié aussi le cerveau de notre chère ennemi nicobouse et j'ai remarquer que le lobe pariétale responsable des sentiments était absent, c'est pour cela que ce personnage arnaque tout nos babies sans compassion et pitié
Tarabai_1er 
Petite question d'abord à l'intention de celui-ci:
peux-tu me décrire tes pensées, tes sentiments, tes sensations lorsque tu flood ?
Le flood c'est del'amusement; un sentiment de toute puissance parfois, lorsque l'on dépasse un nouveau millier d epost par exemple, on se dit que personne ne pourrais jamais faire ça c'st comme si on entrait dans le livre des records :p
Le flood c'est aussi grosse complicité avec les autres floodeurs, je pense à
Pour conclure: nice
Je n'ai pas pu étudier le cerveau de se spécimen car il est encore vivant contrairement à celui du dessus (qui a été lynché
mais j'ai l'hypothèse que la même zone activé à la vue des boobs est activé ici, Tarbai_1er est donc un drogué au flood.
pour finir je vais faire plaisir à tout les drogué des boobs de ce jeu
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
