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Stanje je takšno, da se že dolgo spravljam k pisanju članka, ideje pa ni in ni. Pa sem si rekel, bo že prišla med pisanjem (upam).
Za začetek lahko povem, da sem zelo vesel, da se nam je pridružilo toliko novincev, malo manj radosten pa sem, ko vidim, da noben ni moj referal.
Mogoče ideje še vedno ni, imam pa zato v glavi par vicev;
1. What's better than winning gold on paraolimpics?
- Walking
2. What's the best with etiopian giving you BJ?
- You know she'll swallow.
3. Kako su roditelji smirili Sašu Matiča?
- Idi mali, slušaj crtani.
4. Pita Eva Adama:"Voliš li me?"
- Adam ji odgovori:"A koga ču,majke ti blesave!
5. What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
6. Janez Janša je prišel na obisk k angleški kraljici. Med pogovorom jo vpraša: "Kako se da uspešno voditi državo?Imate kakšen nasvet?"
Kraljica odgovori:"No, najbolj pomembno je, da si obkrožen z inteligentnimi ljudmi."
Janša se zamisli in vpraša naprej:"Kako pa prepoznam inteligentne ljudi?"
Kraljica srkne malo caja in rece: "Oh, enostavno. Zastaviš jim uganko."
Nato pritisne na gumb na interkomu in rece: "Prosim, da pride Gordon Brown kmeni."
Gordon Brown pride v sobo: "Da, kraljica?"
Kraljica se nasmehne in mu zastavi uganko:"Povej mi tole, Gordon. Tvoja mati in tvoj oce imata otroka.To ni tvoj brat in ne tvoja sestra.Kdo je to?"
Gordon ustreli kot z neba:"To bom najbrž jaz."
Kraljica se mu nasmehne. "Zelo dobro, hvala!"
Janša je malo v dvomih, zato hoče govoriti z Dimitrijem Ruplom."Dimsi, povej mi, nekaj. Tvoja mati in tvoj oče imata otroka. To ni tvojbrat in ne tvoja sestra.Kdo je to?"
Dimsi se zamisli: "Hm, nisem siguren. Lahko počakaš minuto?"Dimsi gre in vpraša vse svoje svetovalce, vpraša mnogo ljudi, a noben ne veodgovora.Koncno na stranišču sreča Karla Erjavca pa ga vpraša:"Hej, Korl, mi lahko prosim odgovoriš na eno vprašanje?Tvoja mati in tvoj oče imata otroka.To ni tvojbrat in ne tvoja sestra. Kdoje to?"
Karl se obrne, in reče: "To je pa ja enostavno, to sem jaz!"
Dimitrij Rupel se nasmehne in se zahvali. Pride nazaj do Janše in mu pove:"Hej, našel sem odgovor na uganko. To je Karl Erjavec!"
Janša vstane, se jezno obrne in nadere Dimitrija:Ne, ti idiot, to je Gordon Brown!"
~dovolj vicev za danes~
Mja, bom počasi kar končal (ni blo ideje, jebiga). Novince bi rad še prej opozoril, naj se pazijo prevarantov, naj ne se o svojih investicijah prej posvetujejo s starejšimi igralci. Preberite tudi kak vodič, ne bo me motilo, če tudi moje prejšnje članke (govorijo o delnicah), če pa ima kdo kakšno vprašanje, pa ga lahko brez skrbi naslovi name.
Do naslednjič, lep pozdrav
ave imperator
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
