Fionia- so, FilthyRich, you have 3 minutes for an opening statement
FilthyRich- Alright, since I've been democratically elected to present first.
FilthyRich- I'd like to start off with a story.
FilthyRich- A story about how my life has been turned 180 degrees.
FilthyRich- It'll take me about 60 seconds to describe.
FilthyRich- So, sit in your chair -- and enjoy.
Fionia- get on with it
FilthyRich- I grew up on the East Coast -- a rough town -- that is famous for it's sandwhiches.
FilthyRich- Anyways, I decided to play basketball
FilthyRich- But some roughs beat me up.
FilthyRich- Oh dratz.
DerpyHooves- Straight from the Emerick playbook.
Fionia- Akhraziel, you're up
Akhraziel- The United States has been growing exponentially in the last few months
Akhraziel- we've overcome great difficulties in regards to Russia and the disintegration of VETO
Akhraziel- Its time for the peopel to elect a candidate with
Akhraziel- the executive experience needed to propel our nation into a new era
Akhraziel- of power and prosperity
Akhraziel- and I believe that that candidate is myself
Akhraziel-
Fionia- all set?
Akhraziel- yeah
Fionia- candidates, just say "done" when you're done with your answer
Fionia- Sermok: you're up
Sermok- Hi
Sermok- I'm a QM for the Army and the susa ambassador to ireland
Sermok- I know the issues that face this nation
Sermok- I've struggled with them my whole time that I've been here
Sermok- from trying to raise the money to start a company
Sermok- to staying excited to hit in battles where tanks make me seem almost insiginigant
Sermok- I have the drive the ideas and the ability to run this country
Sermok- done
Fionia- FilthyRich?
FilthyRich- Alright, apologies for the previous introduction
FilthyRich- I'd like to reintroduce myself on a more serious note.
FilthyRich- While the other candidates preach that they are the "correct" candidate -- I believe there is no such thing as a "correct" candidate.
FilthyRich- All three of us (excluding that fgt ZORRO) in game have contributed a lot to our nation.
FilthyRich- I established the Department of the Interior two terms ago.
FilthyRich- Akhraziel is a wonderful statesman.
FilthyRich- Sermok is a quarter master for our nation's armed forces.
FilthyRich- One thing we all share is this: committment.
FilthyRich- So, my opening statement is this : Vote for anyone -- except ZORRO.
FilthyRich- Thank you, that is all.
Fionia- ok
Fionia- our first topic for questions is about cabinets
Fionia- Sermok or Sermokala, whichever one of you is connected...can you explain your decision to not change the cabinet at all?
Sermokala- I would enjoy that
Sermokala- I don't belive in a cabinet connected to a canidate
Sermokala- I wand an organic cabinet
Sermokala- that naturaly grows new talent and rewards old talent
Sermokala- that don't have to be afraid about loseing their job beacuse one canidate lost the election or decided to not run again
Sermokala- I don't belive that all the hard work that these people put in to help run the country should be cast aside for a simple election
Sermokala- I want any and all citizens to be able to realisticaly become a cabinet secretary
Sermokala- by starting as a deputy and learning what it entails
[2012-05-03 20:47:30] <Sermokala> and them earning the spot
though their preformance and their ideas
Sermokala- not though some connection that they have on the campaign trail or being put in a posision for some votes
Sermokala- I want the best of the best
Sermokala- and not just a bunch of yes men that will help me get elected another month so they can keep their job
Sermokala- done
Fionia- ok
Fionia- Akhraziel, FilthyRich: you have a few minutes to question Sermokala on this answer
FilthyRich- Interrogate? Sounds fun.
DerpyHooves- reaction/response is also okay ;P
FilthyRich- Why do you claim that all cabinet members are "yes men"?
Sermokala- I don't
FilthyRich- When I served on LH's cabinet -- we all got in fights over some stupid shit.
FilthyRich- However, it worked out quiet well, if you haven't noticed.
Sermokala- as would happen with the best of friends
FilthyRich- But you claim that people were picked to "claim the votes" and "act as Yes Men"
Sermokala- but that doesn't say anything about how well you did your job
Sermokala- I said I don't want that to be a modivator
Sermokala- having your best friend as an sot would be good
FilthyRich- Our country has grown? We have large infrastructure systems? We have grown monumentally. When I joined, we were one region.
DerpyHooves- Time.
DerpyHooves- A little clarification
DerpyHooves- The format is 5 minute response from the candidate, 2 minute reactions from the other two, followed by a two minute rebuttal.
Liquid_Oxygen- Keep it movin' fellas.
Liquid_Oxygen- I believe Akhraziel is up? 2 minutes.
Akhraziel- I have no questions for Sermokala about his cabinet
Liquid_Oxygen- Alright
Fionia- ok
DerpyHooves- Alright, we'll just move on to the next question.
DerpyHooves- FilthyRich, your last article announced a cabinet then towards the end indicated that wasn't your real cabinet, yet you haven't released anything since on the subject.
DerpyHooves- What the hell?
Sermokala is now known as Sermok
FilthyRich- Of course, this is my favorite part.
FilthyRich- Well, I decided to wait till the last moment (here and now)
FilthyRich- To discuss my cabinet.
FilthyRich- First off, I find the whole VP position rather redundant in the sense that my VP will most likely be my CoS
FilthyRich- I would like to mention that my CoS will be Wreckbeard.
FilthyRich- A true friend -- and great Secretary of the Interior.
FilthyRich- My Secretary of Defense will be an honest -- and ambitious charachter ; Jenny aka 8675309
DerpyHooves- EIGHT SIX SEVEN FIVE THREE OH NIEEEENNN~
FilthyRich- He's led the Westpoint MU -- and deserves a shot at SoD (I held the spot for a week or so myself)
DerpyHooves- Go on.
FilthyRich- For the SecInt -- I am going to ask Baroque (inside joke) to play the role as SecInt.
FilthyRich- For SecState, I am going to stick Herr Kittbottoms (i.e. MrKittyBottoms).
FilthyRich- *into the role
FilthyRich- I am going to ensure that our senior cabinet members will stick around to instruct folks on how to operate these offices.
FilthyRich- Liquid_Oxygen has long promoted a "new cabinet" -- and here I am presenting it.
FilthyRich- That is all.
DerpyHooves- You have two minutes.
Liquid_Oxygen- Akhraziel, 2 minutes.
DerpyHooves- One at a time? Okay.
Liquid_Oxygen- Sorry, Derp
DerpyHooves- np
Akhraziel- No questions
Liquid_Oxygen- Sermok. 2 minutes then.
Sermok- Alright
Sermok- Thank you for listing off your cabinet
Sermok- and wasteing our time on something that could have been handeled with a simple campaign article
Sermok- of which you've posted zero
Sermok- and even the bear minimum of your presentation is simply a link to a music video
Sermok- do you want people to take you seriously as a canidate for the presidency or not?
Sermok- done
Fionia- FilthyRich: rebuttal? :3
DerpyHooves- Filthy, 2 minute rebuttal.
FilthyRich- Well, I am glad you noted the absence of this in an article. I had released this information to a journalist earlier -- however -- he'll be releasing it a bit late ;p
FilthyRich- As for your claim of "0 presentation" -- I have posted an article.
FilthyRich- It's not the most serious article -- but it's an article nonetheless.
FilthyRich- As for my music link -- it's a song I enjoy -- and I believe it tells more about a person than a simple article filled with lies will ever tell.
Liquid_Oxygen- Time.
FilthyRich- Music is a visible and audible definition of charachter.
FilthyRich- <apologies>
Fionia- Akhraziel
Fionia- you've been very quiet with your campaign so far
Fionia- do you have a cabinet prepared?
Liquid_Oxygen- 5 minutes.
Akhraziel- Yes I do
Akhraziel- My Vice President will be Lord of the Blings (Kazeal)
Akhraziel- Chief of Staff will be Wreckbeard
Akhraziel- Secretary of State will be George Patton
Akhraziel- GenPatton
Akhraziel- Secretary of Defense will be Pike
Akhraziel- Secretary of Media = Mark_M
Akhraziel- Secretary of the Treasury is Devoid
Akhraziel- Secretary of the Interior is Baarogue
Akhraziel- Im done
Liquid_Oxygen- Alright.
Liquid_Oxygen- Filthy, your reaction? 2 minutes.
FilthyRich- I love your cabinet, I forget to mention keeping Devoid.
FilthyRich- I really enjoy it.
FilthyRich- That is all.
Liquid_Oxygen- Sermok/Sermokala 2 minutes
Sermok- thanks
Sermok- This is again something that has always been and should be adressed in a simple campaign article
Sermok- the lack of either of my opponents doing this shows that they either don't have the intrest to run a serious campaign
Sermok- or quite simply don't care much about it
Fionia- ok then....
Liquid_Oxygen- Time
Fionia- Akhraziel: rebuttaL?
Liquid_Oxygen- 2 minutes.
DerpyHooves- With a capital L
Liquid_Oxygen- I do like a big reBUTTal
Liquid_Oxygen- Sorry. (shuts up)
DerpyHooves- thingsyoushouldlieabout.com
Akhraziel- Sermok I'm sorry that you think that my not posting a cabinet so soon is not showing enough interest
Akhraziel- however
Akhraziel- I take the time to analyze my decisions
Akhraziel- and come up with the best team possible to run this nation
Akhraziel- I would not hurry into something like that
Liquid_Oxygen- Aaaaand time.
Akhraziel- that could have immense ramifications on the future of our nation
Akhraziel-
DerpyHooves- Sorry, I fell asleep. Jeez guys.
DerpyHooves- Alright.
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