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Oke, first ... what the hell does LECING stand for?
ekhem, LECING adalah singkatan tidak jelas yang saya buat untuk merujuk pada [Lelucon Garing]. Dengan demikian tentu Anda paham apa yang akan Anda temui di artikel ini, bukan? Yups! Lelucon! Sebuah lelucon garing tentunya.
daripada kebanyakan intermesa-meso, lebih baik segera kita mulai ~
Pada suatu hari di dunia tabi, si A dan si B sibukmenggalau di antara cerah mentari...
si A yang lebih muda 1 tahun dari si B, lagi menghadapi serbuan curhatan si B yang ndredeg karena mau UN.
Sambil menonton tinky winky yang pura-pura mati, dipsy yang pura-pura operasi, lala yang pura-pura kecebur sumur, dan pooh yang bingung mengapa dia yang sudah apa adanya itu justru dikejar-kejar sapi, si B pun mulai curhat sama si A.
B : duh ... gue nerpes ...
A : APA! lo herpes ??
B : nerpes!
A : kok lo bisa herpes ?? lo semalem pelukan sama tomcat kali pas tidur!
B : NERPES, BUDEEEG!! NERVES! NERVES! NERRVEEESS!!!
A : hah? lo herpes gara-gara makan gudeg sambil nerpes? -_-a
sejenak B mengalihkan kekesalannya dengan cara meraut pensil 2B nya kuat-kuat sampai runcing, cing, cing ...
B : uhm ... (emosi udah terkendali) besok gue udah UN, tapi gue ngerasa belom siap
A : lah elo sih mau UN malah galau gara2 herpes ama gudeg
B : *cuek* iri banget gue sama mereka yang dapet bocoran soal, kenapa pake acara bocor segala sih tuh kunci jawaban??
A : gara-gara ga dipakein pengaman buat yang malam hari kali ...
B : eh sinting, lo tuh niat gak sih dengerin curhatan gue ? =='
A : lah niat lah niat, gue aja sampe nyuekin tinky winky dipsy lala pooh yang ngajakin gue main otopet
B : . . .terus gue harus gimana dong ?
A : lo harus mandi, tapi jangan pake shower ... ntar lo tambah galau
B : -______________________- apa hubungannya sama mandi
A : mandi itu bisa mendinginkan kepala lo, apalagi kalo mandinya pake aer dingin yang suhunya 1 derajat celcius
si B pun ngorotin pensil dia lagi sampe panjangnya berkurang 2 cm
B : ah udah deh bete gue denger saran2 lo gak jelas semua, gue belajar aja dah ah
A : nah, gue baru mau nyaranin supaya lo belajar habis mandi
A : tapi kalo bisa sambil buang air, biar pelajaran yang lo baca masuk ngegantiin yang lo keluarin
B : =_________________________= asdasdasdasdasd
A : udeh, belajar gih sono
B : ga usah lo suruh juga mo belajar gue, dah ye gue pergi dulu, sana maen otopet
A : woke ... eh eh, B, SETAAAAAAAAAAAN!! Semangat Temaaaan~ (-___-)9
B : *bacok A pake pensil 2B* LO MAU NYEMANGATIN GUE APA MAU NGATAIN GUE SETAN?!!! =___________=
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sekian LECING gak jelas nan garing ini.
buat teman-teman e-simindo yang pada mau UN besok maupun beberapa minggu lagi, semoga berhasil ya!
pastikan Anda turun di drop zone yang tepat dan jika kondisi internal sudah aman maka jangan lupa help ally! #abaikan
akhirul kata,
SETAAAAANNNNN!!!!! Semangat, teman! (-__-)9
best regards,
no_one_no_thing
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
