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Bil sem srečen s svojim dekletom. Hodila sva že več kot eno leto, odločila sva se poročiti... Moji starši so bili navdušeni, moji prijatelji so me spodbujali. Ona je sanjska punca!
Obstajala pa je samo ena težava, ki mi ni dala miru in sicer njena mlajša sestra...
Njena sestra ima 20 let, oblači se v mini krila in majice z globokim dekoltejem. Ko sem bil v njeni bližini sem redno videval njeno spodnje perilo. Mogoče sem sebičen in mogoče domišljav, mislim pa, da se ni tako razkazovala v bližini drugih.
Nekega dne me je njena sestra poklicala naj pridem, da bova skupaj preverila vabila za poroko. Ko sem prišel, je bila sama. Na uho mi je zašepetala, kako si me je vedno želela, vendar bom jaz v kratkem oženjen. Zaupala mi je, da do mene čuti nekaj, kar ne bi rada delila z nikomer. Rekla je, da se želi ljubiti z menoj vsaj enkrat preden se poročim in predam njeni sestri. Bil sem v totalnem šoku, spregovoriti nisem mogel niti besedice.
Rekla je: "Jaz grem gor v spalnico, če želiš pridi in me vzemi."
Okamenel sem. Bil sem totalno trd od šoka, gledal sem jo kako se vzpenja po stopnicah. Ko je prišla na vrh stopnic, si je slekla tangice in jih vrgla proti meni. Še nekaj trenutkov sem stal tam, nato sem se obrnil in zdirjal proti izhodnim vratom hiše. Stekel sem do svojega avtomobila.
Takrat sem opazil mojega bodočega tasta in zaročenko, kako tečeta proti meni.
Objela me je, me poljubila in rekla: "Dragi moj, vedela sem, da si izjemen."
Tast pa je dodal: "Ta mali test me je prepričal, da svojo hčerko prepuščam v prave roke. Čestitam mladenič. Dobrodošel v družino!"
Nauk te zgodbe je: Vedno imej kondome shranjene v avtu...
[english version of the story]
I was happy with his girlfriend. We went for more than one year, we decided to get married ... My parents were thrilled, my friends encouraged me. She is a dream girl!
There is only one problem that I did not give peace through her younger sister ...
Her sister is 20 years old, dressed in mini skirts and shirts with a deep décolleté. When I was near I kept seeing her underwear. Maybe I can be selfish and conceited, but I think it is not showing them so close to the other.
One day my sister called her to come, we'll check with the wedding invitations. When I arrived, she was alone. In my ear I whispered, how I have always wanted, but I will shortly be married. She confided to me that feels to me something that you would like to share with anyone. She said she wants to make love to me at least once before she married, and against her sister. I was the ultimate shock, I could not speak a word.
She said: "I'm going upstairs to the bedroom, if you want to come and take me."
I was petrified. I was totally stiff from the shock, I watched how she climb the stairs. When she got to the top of the stairs, she took off her thong and threw it against me. A few moments I stood there, then I turned around and run to the house door from there to my car.
Then I saw my future father in law and his girlfriend, and how pending against me.
He hugged me, kissed me and said: "My dear, I knew that great."
Future father, added: "This little test I was convinced that his daughter leave the right hands. Congratulate the young man. Welcome to the family!"
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms stored in the car ...
možakar v restavraciji naroči trdo kuhana jajca,ko poje vpraša natakarico:"ali lahko dobim še eno vodo,peče me zgaga.Natakarica mu reče:"a po jajcih.Možakar odvrne:"ne po grlu
Prijatelja Gorenjca v pogovoru:
"Če bi imel dve hiši, ali bi mi dal eno?"
"Veš da bi ti jo dal!"
"Če bi imel dva avtomobila, ali bi mi dal enega?"
"Tudi avto bi ti dal!"
"In če bi imel dve srajci, ali bi mi dal eno?"
"Ne, to pa ne."
"Zakaj pa ne?"
"Ker dve srajci imam."
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
