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¿Cómo? Muy sencillo, a través de noticias como estas donde plasmaré conocimientos recogidos de internet libros y demás chorradas que se me puedan ocurrir.
El truco para dominar un idioma no es el vocabulario, ni la gramática, si no hacerse enterder, transimitir. Obviamente tener un buen vocabulario y gramática facilita el desarrollo en una lengua extranjera.
Mis métodos son fáciles, como español nacemos con facilidades en el lenguaje y la transmisión de sentimientos y sensaciones, aun que claro bien puedes pensar:
¿Has visto a la mayoria de Andaluces hablar ingles?¿O a cualquier español medio?
Yo a eso respondería, los andaluces hablan tan bien ingles como cualquier otro si le ponen empeño. A lo segundo te daría la razón nuestro nivel de idioma es pésimo si nos referimos a fonética gramatica y vocabulario. PERO, Transmitimos que te cagas, somos los mayores expertos mundiales en decir palabrotas e insultos, callamos a cualquiera intimidamos a los animales, somos la leche.
Que pasa, pues que parece que los insultos son vulgares, mediocres y de gente sencilla, pues no Camilo Jose Cela un Pedazo de escritor con todas las letras, era un maestro, decía lo que que quería y cuando quería, una vez vino a dar una conferencia a mi antiguo instituto, por aquellos entonces mi padre estudiaba en él, me contó una anécdota la cual decía que nada más sentarse, se rajó literalmente con un peo que por poco sale volando la silla donde estaba, la mesa de delante suya y todo el auditorio con las personas y profesores dentro, después de semejante hazaña se acerco al micrófono y dijo:
Joder.
Y a raíz de eso siguió hablando de sus libros pero con muchos insultos de por medio.
Por eso queridísimos lectores les voy a enseña a insultar, hoy en Lituano, sin máscontemplaciones disfruten aprendan y divulguen conocimientos, pero eso si sin ofender que nos pueden banear *Risas*.
Estupido/tonto=kvailas
Capullo= kokonas
Gilipollas= subingalvis
Cara culo= Veido asilas
Pobrecito/pobre= prastas
Cara pene= Veido varpos
Pues para empezar podéis apañaros, también podéis tunearlos mezclandolos y transformandolos con el traductor de google.
¡ESTO ES TODO POR HOY AMIGOS!
Has leído un articulo de Soliord, si hubiera pulitzer en e-sim, ¡Joder que si los ganaría!
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
