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1、去火车站排队买车票时听到的对话A:“你怎么能插队呢,没地方还硬往里挤?”B:“挤一挤不就有了吗?”A:“小伙子,你别看我一个老头子就觉得我这儿好挤,你要是把我挤躺下我可就值钱了。”
2、今天在淘宝网看上几样东西,就找客服砍价,客服1不答应就找客服2。一直找到客服6,对方回话:“亲,您还是别磨了,客服1到客服7都是我一个人!”
3、 女友:你认为我哪一点比较漂亮? 男友:你的发型最漂亮。 女友:为什么? 男友:因为它遮住了你大部分的脸。
4、“你吃不吃苦瓜?” 不吃,萝卜?“不吃”南瓜? 不吃”红苕?“不吃”油菜头?“不吃”芹菜?不吃”“你什么都不吃啊,好挑食哦”“啊?我不挑食啊!我什么肉都吃啊!
5、我一个男性朋友给我发微信:我累了,以后咱们减少联系吧。我:大哥,我都快一年没跟你说过话了吧?对方:那就好,我是他太太,我正在挨个筛查…
6、我决定了,2.14早上卖汤圆,中午卖玫瑰,晚上卖电影票,深夜卖避孕套,第二天早上卖避孕药,想想都好激动。我这是要发了啊!我即将变成土豪了
7、 一男生问心仪已久的女孩:你选择男友的标准是什么?小女生害羞回答:没什么标准,只要投缘就成!小男生一愣!过了片刻,才有鼓起勇气继续问道:一定要头圆吗,扁点行不行?
8、 女友:听说你在夜校给学生上课时,爱叫女生回答问题,你这是什么意思? 男友:我那一班60来个学生,只有1个男的,你叫我怎么办?
9、我:妈,你真漂亮啊! 妈:恩,这还打扮呢! 我:但妈有点胖啊,要是瘦点就好了! 爸爸过来哼了句,这还没吃饱呢!

1、想当初,我妈不止一次跟我说,亲嘴会怀孕,亲嘴会怀孕,结果我家猫跳起来抢肉吃的时候好死不死亲到了我的嘴,过了几个月它还生下了三只小猫……出于责任感,有我一口肉吃,我就不会让那三只小猫吃素!

2、儿子一岁多的时候喜欢坐台阶上,lz
看见就说他,快起来地上脏,看把裤裤坐脏了。格格格~~~是这么隔吗?有次又坐台阶上,LZ说宝宝怎么又坐地上了?儿子赶紧站起来了,然后两手把裤子扒开[穿开裆裤]小心翼翼的用屁股坐下,我...........

3、楼下超市老板的女儿是个小美女,挺熟悉的,今天我去买乐虎,小美女在收款,问我:你天天和乐虎,这么缺能量啊!怪不得没女朋友。。。。我了个擦

4、上次一个笨贼,偷我朋友,用刀片割口袋,结果用的力气有点大,割到我朋友的肉!当时我朋友也有点蒙,心想石家庄这贼也忒狠了偷东西还放血!

5、一女同事早晨上班胳膊带了个护腕。一同事问:手腕受伤了?此女翻开护腕,露出一镯子,说:5w买的,怕磕坏喽!哦……

6、中国1年产25万亿支香烟,平均一年绕地球5000圈,香飘飘才几圈,就在那嘚瑟

7、有次偷偷去网吧上网,被逮了个现行,聪明的小脑袋瓜一转,立马一本正经地对我爸说:"叔叔,您认错人了!"我以为只要我咬死不承认,他就会怀疑自己!如今想想,呵呵,那时候真耐打。

8、公司说有孩子的员工,儿童节下午放假半天回家陪孩子,结果隔壁桌的同事说,叫我一声爸爸,咱两一起放假,我也是醉了!

9、今天一妹纸问我:今天穿什么裤子显得年轻啊?我想了想:纸尿裤吧……妹纸别走啊,开裆裤也行啊!

10、领女儿出去遛弯,看见旁边经过的小宝宝感觉很可爱,女儿也很喜欢,于是问女儿“妈妈也给你生个小妹妹好不好?”女儿说“好啊!”然后就站在原地不动了,抬着头用萌萌哒眼神对我说“妈妈,生呀!!!”我。。。。


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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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