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1、女:“找我干嘛?”
男:“做我女朋友吧!做我女朋友我送你一辆保时捷。”
女:“如果你认为我为了钱答应做你女朋友,你不觉得这样很可悲嘛!不如这样,我们结婚吧!”
2、兄弟被他那个若即若离的女朋友女朋友甩了,还说他是个好人。
看他闷闷不乐,请他吃过桥米线,开导他:“那女人估计也就是把你当备胎而已,别难过了,为这种女人不值得。”
兄弟愤慨道“TMD,老子才不难过,老子又不是只给她一个人当备胎!”
噗。。。哥米线都从鼻孔喷出来了~
3、今天闲来无事看一个象棋残局,二货女友凑过来,看了十秒钟就断定的说“肯定黑色的赢!”
我纳闷,平时也没见她会下象棋啊,就问她有何高见,她嘿嘿一笑:“黑的有五个,红的只有四个嘛”…
4、晚上下班,小雨淅沥,没带雨伞,一个人孤零的走在昏暗的街道,身后一个高大的身影若即若离的跟着我。。。
感觉特别紧张,我下意识的扯了扯衣领,心里默念着:希望这次的劫匪不要又嫌弃我。。。
5、姑娘,茫茫人海我们本互不相识,今日却在肯德基拼桌用餐也是种缘分,但是我弯下身子去偷看你内裤的时候你却偷吃了我两根薯条,就太不礼貌了吧?!

1、早上上班在路上看到一起交通事故。
pol.ice问司机:你怎么开的车啊,居然撞进银行去了?
司机委屈的说:刚刚车开的有点快,快撞上墙的时候突然看到旁边一牌子写着“此处不准停车”,我不敢刹车。。。就撞上去了。
2、在外面遛狗,忽然跳出一杀手把狗杀死。
我问道:为什么杀死我的狗?
杀手答:有人买你的狗命。
我高兴的问到:你语文老师是谁?我给他包个红包。
后来越聊越投机。
杀手忽然问到:女朋友哪里人?
我说到:还没女朋友呢!
杀手忽然就把刀子捅过来,嘴里还说到:单身狗也是狗!
3、暗恋同系的一个女生很久了,一直没有勇气表白,要过情人节了,想借这个机会像她表露心迹。
那天晚上下了自习,我在她们班门口等她,见到她好紧张,想好的话语全都忘了,不知道说什么了,只好说了一句,我送你回去吧。
她说:不用了,我等我男朋友。
我懵了,接着N……的来了一句:那我送你俩回去吧。
4、旅游时在我们车厢,旁边来了个妹纸女神级别的,个儿高,身材好,她当行李时突然对我说:“帅哥,帮我放一下好吗?我够不到。”
我那个激动啊,蹭一下站起来,猛的发现我还没妹纸高。。。


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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


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