Company statute

BY THE MANDATE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, THIS COMPANY, HONEST JO'S INVESTITURES, HAS FORMALLY PAID IT'S LEGAL OBLIGATIONS TO GAIN LEGAL AND PERMANENT LICENCING OF INVESTITURES IN THIS COUNTRY, OUR GLORIOUS UNION, AND THEREFOR AUTHORIZED TO BE LAUNCHED INTO THE SEAS OF INTERNATIONAL HIGH FINANCE.
"Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself." — Milton Friedman

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Honest Jo's Investitures LLC. Company Charter & Business Prospectus

#1: We are utmostly devoted to investing in the production of positive relations between other nations and peoples by supplying premium priced employment, monetary security, and raw resources for manifold markets; along with personal and national security by producing quality in quantity arms and supplies.

#2: Dividends will be discussed and distributed after proper capital has been accumulated. Until this desired time dividends would only lower the value of shares.

#3: The individual who has the majority shares is the CEO and has leading principle authority; however, this authority must be utilized for the sake of the companies investors unless our company returns to the vapid oblivion of uniform destitution.

#4: This is a living document that can only be modified, redacted, addended and amended by the discretion of the CEO with the impetus of the shareholders.