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关于“呵呵”和“恩”的用法


高帅富:“我喜欢你!”
黑木耳:“呵呵”
高帅富:“你喜欢我吗?”
黑木耳:“恩。”


屌 丝:“我喜欢你!”
黑木耳:“恩。”
屌 丝:“你喜欢我吗?”
黑木耳:“呵呵。”



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我注册了10个微信号,除了可以捞很多漂游瓶外还有一个好处,那就是查看附近的人
,把身边的吊丝全部举报一遍,用10个号每天无聊的时候轮流举报,对某些木耳,如
果她说睡了,可以换个号加她继续聊。



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“爸爸,到河南郑州了吗?” 爸爸把戴着手表的手伸出火车窗外,然后收回来,手
表还在。“没到。”…… “爸爸,现在到了吗?” 爸爸又把戴手表的手伸了出去,
再收回来时手表没了。“儿子,咱们到河南郑州了,拿东西下车!”



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昨晚我老婆去成都出差我跟她漫游通话了十几分钟,今天我老婆回来我一查手机费发
现,移动没扣漫游费,哈哈移动真是蠢啊



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因为自卑,所以14把自己头像改成小动物或者动漫人物。因为闷骚,所

以把头像改成美女。因为基佬,所以把头像改成帅哥。因为穷比,所以

把头像改成法拉利。因为想引起关注,所以把头像改成小动物,希望女

神能关注自己。因为已经不知道什么叫脸了,居然把自己猥琐照发出来


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高富帅情人节〖我开好房了〗〖好,在哪儿〗〖香格里拉215〗 屌丝情人节〖我开好
房了〗〖在哪儿〗〖电信一区215〗



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2月15日,尼克斯赛后新闻发布会一开始,林书豪拒绝用英语向大家问好,他用并不
熟练的普通话一字一句说道:“体育是没有国界的,但是运动员是有国界的。” 林
书豪对记者说:“以后介绍我时,不要说我是美国人、台湾人,因为我首先是一个中
国人!” 然后,他当着几百名记者的面,演唱了一首中国人。并且从球衣中拿出了
珍藏已久的筷子,津津有味的夹起了碟子中的汉堡,筷子上刻有四个大字:精忠报国




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吾有一计可灭美利坚:中国什么最多,当然是人。好了,我们就充分

利用好这个资源,我们全国人民每人都去美利坚旅游,机票当然是和谐

出的。走的时候每个人抓一把泥土或者捡一块石头回去。如此日积月累

,愚公移山,美利坚总有一天会没有土地,到时候必然消灭于无形。大

家说中不中?



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一对异地恋人每天在陌陌上聊天,显示距离永远都是1648km。年前女孩受不了这种距
离提出分手,男孩沉默不语。除夕之夜女孩回家,习惯性打开陌陌刷新,看到男孩距
离她只有1.1km,她再刷新,只有0.9km。她明白发生了什么,含着热泪走向门口……
当天晚上,他们的距离变成了-5cm,于是第二天他们还是分手了



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【栮】今天我发现了一个神奇的汉字,目测屌丝认识的不超过三个。



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因为女朋友经常性加班,一个人在家闷得慌,终于某天她加班时,下定决心去了一间传说中艳遇发生率很高的酒吧,挑了个隐僻的角落静静地喝了半打啤酒,静静地欣赏了女朋友在酒吧大厅里和三四个男人的暧昧周旋。。



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鬼子抓起了全村的男人,让女人认老公,没人认的就是八路。结果有八个女人认了八
路回家,平时打他们的老公就被鬼子毙了,成了光荣的寡妇。只有一个女的领了老公
回家,结果也成了寡妇:当晚老公被八路毙了,她成了可耻的寡妇。



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广州今天实在是太冷了,老婆躺在被窝里瑟瑟发抖,作为一个老公我很是心痛,虽然
穷,但宁愿自己饿着,也不愿媳妇冻着。于是我揣着仅有的几块钱,跑到楼下买了一
点药。5分钟后,一根滚烫的jb放进了她嘴里,供她取暖



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小保姆嗓门特别大,主人叮嘱,今晚来的都是有身份的人,说话务必小声一点。吃完
饭,主人客人玩牌,小保姆收拾完想早点休息,于是凑近男主人耳边轻声道:“那我
先睡了哈。”


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关于方舟子,主页大体了解了一下,原来是这样:一日,儿时发小方得

翔发来请柬告余女神终许之,翌日将婚,余赴宴,见新娘面带桃花,体

态饱满。归后七日,方喜得子,问余何其名也,寻思道:“方周子。”

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一个广东人抱着他的侄子要上公交车。司机说,不好意思先生,车上严禁饮食。



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今天晚上要把手机充的满满的电,因为明天同学聚会要去KTV- -。



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今晚又见到了暗恋的黑木耳,其实这样默默的关注她也挺好的。希望她能找到一个爱
她的心而不是她身体的高帅富,希望高帅富在和她啪啪的时候能轻一点,不要弄疼了
她。是的,你们说得对,屌丝不配有女朋友像我这样的蛆虫黑木耳跟了我有什么好处
呢,呵呵,每天跟我一起在食堂吃最便宜的豆芽和青菜吗



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关于“啪啪”和“啪啪啪啪”的用法。
十年前,王宝强走到一位北漂女住的房间门口,礼貌的按了下门铃。吱。。。啪啪!
!!咚! 十年后,王宝强走到一位北漂女住的房间门口,用脚踢了踢房门。 吱。。
。咚!啪啪啪啪!!



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周天加班搬了一天了。晚饭没舍得吃,买了包奥利奥。明天会不会爆出黑色的翔呢?




top 9

MLGB的工头,今天又给我少发了10块钱,不就是昨天撸多了今天没劲吗,少搬几块砖
他都那么小气。艹!此处不留屌,自有屌去处!听工友说有个工地不错,工头是个外
商,荷兰人,一天一百还管饭还有回锅肉吃。大家有什么要说的,我去不去啊?



top 8

听闻一高富帅朋友昨晚上腹股沟拉伤,今天早上进医院躺下了。对此我只能奉劝一句
:“巭孬嫑夯昆。”



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他龙袍加身,他富可敌国。他权倾一方,他俯瞰众生。他山珍海味,他挥金如土。他
博学多才,他智勇双全。他英俊潇洒,他妻妾成林。他高大威猛,他夜夜春宵。他风
流倜傥,他万众瞩目。他杀尽负他之人,他斩尽世间不平。他醒了。他要开始搬砖去
了。




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一场大火之后,教室里烧的只剩下切糕。——谨以此纪念17年前的那场火宀



top 5

看到班里女生聊的挺高兴,我插了一句:你们在聊什么呀? 班里就安静了。。。。




top 4

屌丝们很喜欢eason陈奕迅啊,你们最喜欢医生哪首歌啊?我最喜欢他那首《入党那
一刻我哭了》。英文名好像叫《crying in the party》。



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屌丝:在干嘛呢?我在寝…呜。呜… 屌丝:一起出去吃饭吧,我请你。 女神:我不
…呜呜,呜… 屌丝:你说不什么?你那边怎么啦?病了吗? 女神:你去吃,我先挂
…呜呜呜,呜… 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟

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失落的回到寝室,迫不及待打开帅富借给自己的电脑,登扣扣,隐身。唉,女神还是
灰色,屌丝点了根烟,眼睛熏的眯了起来,抽了几口,随手打开了Plu主区星际争霸
帖吧,过了一会儿,伸手去拿桌上那卷卫生纸。。。。



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尼玛,忘了top16了。。。

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