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最近不少歪果仁发帖喊EC刷Q2枪作弊,一时间反华声浪甚嚣尘上,某些外国喷子进而不遗余力地抹黑EC的形象——
然而EC邪恶的形象是白不了的,再黑一点也没关系。

经组织调查,这些喷子都属于境外敌对势力,国民大可不必理会。
越解释喷子越来劲,最好的办法就是不予理睬,看他们跳梁,累了自然就不叫唤了。

然而歪果喷子们的智商只能看到EC强大这个表面现象,本质是什么呢?下面由鄙人献丑一谈。

首先要了解这个游戏是波兰人开发的一个——国战游戏,目的是达成波兰最终统一全球的宏伟蓝图——
然而只有波兰人玩的国战游戏,就算一统天下也不算本事,于是乎阿德民加大宣传力度,吸引各国的玩(沙)家(包)前来参与。

我们来看看这个游戏用于宣传的广告——

1、你想打败中国或者美国这样强大的国家吗?
【指出意淫的方向】
2、E-Sim是一个沙盘游戏,也就是说你!可以决定游戏里的一切!
【提供意淫的条件】
3、在史诗级的战斗中征服对手!
【完成意淫的方法】
4、寻找你的盟友,参加全球活动,与全世界的玩家共同快乐的玩耍E-Sim!
【参与意淫的对象】
5、你可以和其他玩家一起完成这个目标来称霸全球!
【以及永远没可能的胜利条件】

实际上玩起来别国统一全球是不可能的(阿德民:你觉得你优势很大?老子重置服务器),但用这个宏伟目标吸引无知的玩家确是相当有效,因为想快速变强就要买金,那不就是收入么,能骗多少算多少。

国战游戏如果太简单就没有意思,不仅波兰,还有某些玩家相对稍多的边陲小国,也在做着统一的春梦。

阿德民为了延缓游戏进程(骗到更多的钱),给他们找到了像ESB,EC这样的障碍。

然而这样的国家要是被小国寡民一捏就死,岂不是很没有意思?

正当时,担当障碍国的EC群众演员不断AFK,某些小国的妄想眼看就要有机会实现!

于是阿德民使用了另一种手段来激励他们继续好(吃)好(大)玩(便)……

呵呵,你想到了什么呢?没错,几乎每个国产国战游戏里都会存在的角色——

他们不充钱但是一身极品装备;
他们在战场上1V100毫无压力;
他们战败了也是原地满血复活;
他们的存在只为让你慷慨解囊
他们就是——

官托!!!



不找阿德民买金也想称霸全球?别做梦了,不花钱想在游戏里变屌纯属耍流氓!

你问Q2哪里来?不是阿德民指定供应的,你以为能从天上掉下来?

外国负犬:这是八哥,我就算拿了也不用,我特么道德高尚!EC真是污!

别傻逼了,你还不知道是阿德民专程让我们来揍你的吧?还不掏钱买G表示一下?



爱玩玩,不玩滚!不花钱玩的不缺你们几个!

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另:之前有个德国人发帖问

为什么波兰人不在各种活动里出力气?
为什么波兰人不跟中国正面交锋?

我的回答是

波兰人 真不傻!跟官托打架,对本国经济危害大,绝不能打他。

以上内容纯属虚构,如有雷同纯属巧合
谢谢观赏

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


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