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1. LA food Q.5 en Turquie est fourni avec Tomates, salades et oignions
2. E sim a perdu 3000 joueurs en même pas 2 mois :/
3. La Grêce n'est pas en faillite dans Esim mais elle reste un pays de merde inutile où les gens sont homosexuels culturellement et mangent du fromage a 6h du matin
4. Contrairement à ce que la carte pourrait faire croire, la plus grande puissance Européenne en nombre de régions n'est pas la Pologne mais la Serbie avec 20 régions (6 monténégro, 6 albanie, 6 Serbie et 2 en Macédoine.
5. E sim pratique l'Appartheid, car le serveur africain est à part et c'est pour ne pas mélanger les hommes et les animaux.
6. Après le numéro 5, je risque de me faire virer du jeu, parce qu'il y a trop de con sans humour, demandez à Charlie si vous me croyez pas...
7. Taiwan a 6 fois plus de joueurs que l'Inde dans Esim et a IRL 55 fois moins de population que l'Inde.
8. Dans Esim, le mariage pour tous au Canada permet à un homme et un caribou de se pacser mais pas de se marier. Il est par contre possible de se marier avec un pot de sirop d'érable mais l'adoption reste interdite.
9. La Pologne a actuellement 6batailles sur son territoire.
10. Il est impossible d'aller combattre en Syrie dans Esim même si vous ne vous rasez pas depuis 2 mois.
11. Même sur Esim, il pleut souvent en Bretagne
12. Pour la blague du 1er avril, Esim a mit la Corée du Nord dans le jeu. (Pas internet là bas)
13. La France salive sur la Hollande comme DSK sur une pute hongroise qui fait une promo de 50% si tu la prend avec sa soeur.
14. Si le royaume du Danemark était dans Esim, il serait le pays avec la plus grande superficie car le royaume comporte le Groenland aussi.
15. Le Brasil a 242 de population, seuls 55 joueurs sur ces 242 ne sont pas des travestis.
16. L'Italie a laissé une région à l'Allemagne pour, je cite le ministère de la défense italienne, "Pour déconner, ces bolosses croient encore exister, on a voler leur régions et on fait de la eazy money pendant que ces cassos se font briser le nez".
17. Autriche s'est fait envahir par l'Italie et la Hongrie pour empêcher la sortie de l'album de Conchita Wurst.
18. La Belgique ne se révoltent plus car elle en a marre de rammasser la savonnette face à la France, comme Christophe Willhem qui prendra 5 ans de prison à cause de son album pour "atteinte à la dignité humaine".
19. Il n'y a aucune bataille en ce moment en Amérique du Sud.
20. Si vous voyagez en avion dans Esim, même avec un ticket Q.1 il n'y a aucun risque d'accident.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
