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2. 大学时，我喜欢一妹子，喜欢穿长裙，我苦追了数月无果！那年她生日，我买了条加长的长裙给她，然后第二天就叫她去逛街，还特意和她说，让她穿我送的长裙。我私下叫了几个朋友帮我，到了步行街，在人堆中，一朋友冲上去，踩到她裙摆，一声吱啦！我迅速脱下外套，将她抱住……第二天，她成了我女朋友…
3. 一次和老公散步，经过一家药店，门口放了一个电子称，就站了上去，发现重了一斤，就怀疑是我的鞋子太重了，于是我把鞋脱了再秤，可是案例秤显示的数字还是和没脱鞋时一摸一样。我就冲店里说：“老板，你们店的秤不准”老公一听，赶忙阻止我：“别喊了，还不嫌丢人啊？你把鞋提在手里和穿在脚上，有区别吗？！”
4. 小时候智力还没发育，老笨了，我记得那次考试烤糊了，好像是42分，就把卷子搁在我家炉子的底下，半夜，我妈问我：“考试了吗？”我说：“考了”，我妈问我：“卷子呢？”我说：“我烤糊了”，我妈问我把卷子放哪了，我死活不说，结果，我妈添煤的时候发现我的卷子，还真糊了……
5. 楼下有家烧饼很好吃，六点时候忍不住去买。排我前头的小学生买了一个，我说:“哎嘿，太弱了我能吃三个！”小学生喊：“我能吃五个！”我说：“哎嘿，我能吃八个！”小学生面红耳赤喊：“我能吃十个！”最后他拎走一大包。哈哈哈，小孩子真好骗，撑死你！轮到我，老板说一共剩十个，卖光了。气得我一直饿到现在。
6. 南方，一般一元钱都是硬币。中午吃的不好，下午有点拉肚子，去便利店买包纸。一元钱，给五元找四个硬币，放口袋。急忙去公共厕所。解腰带，脱裤一气呵成。四个硬币一个个清脆的响声，掉了。隔壁大哥笑了，哥们，吃的什么好东西啊？都拉钢镚了。我……
7. 一同学每次作业都不写，回学校就抄作业，每次考试都作弊，一次大考，作不了弊。正当我准备看他笑话时，成绩出来了，他的考试成绩竟然名列前茅，不科学，我问他为什么考这么好，他平静的回答：“抄着抄着就全都会了。”
8. 早上坐公交，比较拥挤，有点乱，妹子：“别挤了，都快成相片了”，一老头：“挤什么挤，骨头都快断了！”，我大喊一声：“别挤了，裤子都挤掉了，等会出啥事我可不管啊！”车里瞬间安静了！
9. 经常晚上没事儿干去网吧上网，网卡是别人身份证办的，昨天我叼着烟进去，刷了一下，电脑提示生日快乐，我当时愣了，这时候旁边的四个网管唰的一下就站起来唱生日歌，我吓得烟都掉地下了，现在的网吧服务就是好，还送了盒长寿泡面。
10. 毕业后找不到工作整天宅在家里打游戏，我妈失望地对我说：“你都成年了，还整天在家打游戏，将来能有什么大出息”一语惊醒梦中人：“对啊，我都成年人了，打游戏完全可以去网吧打啊。”
11. 【关键在规模】1、占一个山头叫土匪，占一片山头叫军阀，占上万个山头叫皇帝。2、占一个摊位叫小贩，占一溜儿摊位叫老板，占整个市场叫企业家。3、杀一个人叫杀人犯，杀几万人叫将军，杀千万人叫领袖。4、小金库一俩人用叫贪污，十几个人用叫私分公款，全单位人都用叫集体福利！
12. 大学是一个学术氛围特别浓的地方！没有课的时候，我们像张海迪一样瘫痪在床上！有课的时候，我们像霍金一样瘫痪在椅子上！今天天气特别好，我准备做张海迪。。。
13.一哥们儿在网吧打游戏、吃泡面、抽烟。我在旁边眼睁睁看他吃两口，抽两口，往桶面里弹烟灰，再吃两口，再打游戏抽完直接烟头扔桶面里。打完一把还接着吃两口............我说这哥们,要不要这么专注啊！！
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
