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Poutine a un rendez vous diplomatique avec les dirigeants de l'ONU.
Bonjour, lecteur, lectrice.
Aujourd'hui un article de retour. Tu sais comme les allés et retour que tu fais dans une étudiante ukrainienne en lui disant "je pénètre dans toi comme la Russie dans la Crimée". Sauf que toi c'est plus un pillage sauvage qu'un referendum un peu arrangé en mode KGB ma gueule.
Donc pour cet article de retour, je vais commencer à parler de choses positifs.
Vu l'image vous en doutez, je vais vous parler des USA. On dirait que les obèses ont subis un camp d’amaigrissement style régime Ethiopien pendant une période de famine (je déconne c'est toujours la famine la bas).
Une guerre facile, 3 batailles vs Belgique vs Angleterre vs USA gagnés en même temps. Autant dire que c'est comme si Chris Brown avait baffer, biffler puis uppercut sur Rihanna sur une de ses musiques (une musique romantique le connaissant) parce qu'elle appelle SOS femme battue.
2ème nouvelle: étrange cette fois...
L'Allemagne a essayé d'envahir l'Italie. Genre IRL le Pérou (je crois que c'est un pays) avec leur armée de lamas qui attaque la Chine qui ont des missiles bridés. Alors j'ai essayé de comprendre. Peut être leur alliance avec la Pologne, Hongrie et la Croatie ? Donc surement un Etat satellite de la Pologne. Vu que les autres sont un peu occupé.
3ème nouvelle: surprenante/ inquiétante
Aussi impensable et absurde que l'égalité homme-femme (sauf pour la vaisselle et la cuisine où nous vous dépasserez toujours mesdemoiselles). L'IRAN est en Europe ! Je parle pas de l'invasion de la Turquie qui est autant en europe pour moi que Mimy matty a sa place dans un concours de Pole dance (j'avoue que cette blague ne volait pas très haut, ou n'était pas à la hauteur...)
L'Iran a envahit la Crimée. Alors je pause une question. Qui n'a pas envahit la Crimée ?
4ème nouvelle:
Le monde reste stable. A l'heure où j'écris 8 guerres dans les balkans (une bonne moyenne) et la Chine contrôle toujours la moitié du monde. Bon apparemment beaucoup de population humaine a été maltraité dans les balkans et 3/5ème des chiens de l'Asie aurait été transformé en sauce aigre douce par nos amis les chinois.
Mon petit rexounet, tu sais que c'est pas gentil de sauter de la casserole quand papa est en pijama
Sur cette image d'un chinois, en pijama, en pleine rue, avec un chien qui est roux. Je vous dit:
HAIL FRANCE !
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