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ﺧﺪﺍﯾﺎ ﻣﻦ ﺩﺍﺭﻡ ﺗﺎﻭﺍﻧﻪ ﮐﺪﻭﻡ ﮔﻨﺎﻫﻤﻮ ﭘﺲ ﻣﯿﺪﻡ؟؟
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ﺁﻫﺎﻥ ﺍﻭﻥ ﮔﻨﺎﻩ؟؟
ﺣﻠﻪ ﺣﻠﻪ

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شبا ک ما میخوابیم... I-)
البته ما ک نمیخوابیم...!!! :-??
شمام ک با شناختی ک من ازتون پیدا کردم نمیخوابین...!!! :->
ب نظرم دیگه وختشه ک پلیسا شبا بخوابن...)
ما هستیم همه چی امن و امانه...!!! B-)

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دو سه روزیه همچین خفن حس ازدواج دارم
معلوم نیس چند نفر
روز عید منو از خدا خواستن؟؟؟؟!!!

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ﺁﻣﺎﺭ ﺑﯿﺸﺘﺮﯾﻦ ﮐﺴﺎﯾﯽ ﮐﻪ ﺗﻮ ﺍﯾﺮﺍﻥ ﻓﺤﺶ ﻣﯿﺨﻮﺭﻥ:
-ﻋﮑﺎﺱ ﻋﮑﺲ ﺷﻨﺎﺳﻨﺎﻣﻪ
-ﺩﺍﻭﺭ ﻓﻮﺗﺒﺎﻝ ﭘﻠﯽ ﺳﺘﯿﺸﻦ
-ﻣﺮﺍﻗﺐ ﺳﺮ ﺟﻠﺴﻪ ﺍﻣﺘﺤﺎﻥ
-ﮔﻮﯾﻨﺪﻩ ﯼ ﺗﻠﻔﻦ ﻫﻤﺮﺍﻩ ﮐﻪ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ ﺩﺳﺘﮕﺎﻩ ﻣﺸﺘﺮﮎ ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﻧﻈﺮ ﺧﺎﻣﻮﺵ ﺍﺳﺖ
-ﺧﻮﺩ ﻣﺸﺘﺮﮎ ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﻧﻈﺮ
-عمه های گرامیتان
-کسی که بهت گواهینامه داده

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دیالوگ جدید پسرااااا…
وااااای چه کنیم حالا امروز قراره مدیر ابروهارو ببینه

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خر و گاو باهم دعواشون میشه، خره میره رو دیوار مینویسه گاو خر است..... خخخ

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دیگه خدابخواد،،کم،کم،دارم به ایفون5 میرسم،،،
اقا کسی کلیه نمیخواد...!...

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مشکل خانمها از اونجا آغاز میشه که لاک جدیده رو میزنن
حالا باید براش شلوار و پیرهن و کفش و کیف و مانتو و روسری جور کنن…

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سازمان بهداشت جهانی اعلام كرد كه از هر ده نفر ۴ نفر از بیماري اسهال رنج میبرند.
سؤال ...ها: یعنی اون ۶ تاي دیگه ازاسهال لذت میبرن؟

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یکی از فانتزیام اینه که برم قهوه خونه بعد یارو بپرسه دادا قلیون میکشی ؟ بعد من با یه لبخند تلخ بگم : داداش قلیون واسه سوسولاس ! ما یه عمره از زمونه میکشیم ! بعد توی دود قلیونای قهوه خونه محو بشم

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رفتم گلفروشی گفتم آقا این گل طبیعیه ؟؟؟
یه دختر بچه ۵ساله ای اونجا بود گفت پــَ نَ پــَ سزارینه

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یارو میره تایلند،
میخواسته سوار اتوبوس بشه؛
a ticket:مامور اتوبوس بهش میگه
یارو: چی چی؟
a ticket:مامور اتوبوس دوباره
یارو: من که نفهمیدم چی گفتی اما محض احتیاط هفت جدو ابادته مرتیکه خر
مامور اتوبوس:هوی؛ به من میگی خر ؟؟
شخص سومی از راه میرسه ومیگه:آقایون چرا دعوا میکنین؟
خوبیت نداره مملکت غریبه !!! صلوات برستین
:کل اتوبوس
!! )))اللـــهـــــم صـــــلی عـــــــــلــی مــحمــــــــد و آل مـــــــحمــــــــد

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بعد از بیست و چند سال مهمون میاد خونمون حوصلشون سر میره ور میدارند فیلم ختنه سورون منه بدبختو میزارند میبینند!
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اصن یه وضی

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صحبت های عاشقانه یارو به نامزدش:
پسته بخور عزیزم!!

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کیشتَلَ کیشتو دینگَلَ کیشو چیست؟؟؟
نوعی رقص کلاسیک بسیار دیدنی که افراد بعد از گرفتن یارانه از بانک تا خانه آن را از خود بروز میدهند...

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خدایا نمیشه پشه هم مثل مورچه بره کار کنه خسته بشه بکپه یه گوشه؟!

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**اگهی استخدام چوپانی**
مدارک لازم :چوب دستی. کتری. خر نر. بوقچه. خورجین. سه سال سابقه اقامت در روستا. اشنایی باعلف کوهی. اشنایی باکلمات :هیخه. هووو. هیسسشیو. هرررر. هوش
درضمن داشتن سگ الزامیست
بادرتماس باشیدزمان تااخرآذر

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ﭘﯿﺮﻣﺮﺩﯼ ﺩﯾﺪﻡ ﮐﻪ ﺑﺎ ﻫﻔﺘﺎﺩ ﺳﺎﻝ ﺳﻦ ﻭ ﭘﻨﺠﺎه ﺳﺎﻝ ﺯﻧﺪﮔﯽ ﻣشترک ﻫﻨﻮﺯ ﻫﻤﺴﺮﺵ ﺭﺍ ﻋﺰﯾﺰﻡ, ﻋﺸﻘﻢ ﻭ.... ﺻﺪاﻣﯿﮑﺮﺩ! ﺧﻠﻮﺗﯽ ﭘﯿﺪﺍ ﮐﺮﺩﻡ ﻭ ﺭﺍﺯﺵ ﺭﺍ ﺟﻮﯾﺎ ﺷﺪﻡ ﮔﻔﺖ :ﺩﻩ ﺳﺎﻝ ﻫﺴﺖ ﮐﻪ ﺍﺳﻤﺶ ﺭﺍ ﻓﺮﺍﻣﻮﺵ ﮐﺮﺩﻡ ﺑﻔﻬﻤﻪ ﺩﻫﻨم ﺳﺮﻭﯾسه!!....



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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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