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Beidzot atradu laiku uzrakstīt bullšitu? par mani un iepazīstināt ar maniem plāniem, kas ko, kur, kāpēc, jebkad, jelkad un kaut kā.
Paldies Ziilzam, par atgādināšanu. +2 cock size. Neesmu tāds Rainis, kā Imperators Bebrs, bet nu, centīšos.
Tātad, ar ko lai sāk. Esmu Viņa Majestāte Kapteinis van Powers fon Cesinieks. Tas izteiks visu, manuprāt.(Ja vēstures stundās neesat gulējuši.)
Es esmu matains, noaudzis mežonis, ar zvērādām ģērbts un šaujamo padusē. Neskatoties uz papagaili un kuģi..
Pašportrets:
Un, jā, esmu brangās siLatvijas diženais Informācijas Ministrs.
Ar ko gan lai sāk. Esmu apbēdināts, tiešām apbēdināts.
Katru dienu ienāku e-simā un priekšā viens un tas pats. Katru. Dienu. Jūs tik rakstat čatā, veidojat problēmas sev un citiem, kā rezultātā nekas neatrisinās tādējādi lietotāji raksta vēl vairāk un veido vēl vairāk problēmas
sakarā tieši ar informācijas nepietiekamību. Un tas man nepatīk.
Sāksim jau ar to, kas bija ierakstīts Bebra rakstā, ka izglītības ministrija tiek izformēta un, jā, tā patreiz tiek pakļauta man un pārsaukta kā [IM] Izglītības Deprataments. Izglītības ministrija turpinās pildīt savus pienākumus tāpat, kā iepriekš, ja vien man neuznāks kādas izcilas idejas prātā, ko izraisījušas Imperatora Bebra eksistences fenomens. Lai vai kā, sāksim jau ar to, ka no manas puses tiks veikti īpaši slepeni reporti par visāda veida informāciju. Faili pat aizsargāti ar paroli. Ja godīgi, šis bija tik slepeni, ka man pat nevajadzēja to teikt. Vot ziepīte.
Neskatoties uz manām muldēšanas caurejas nosleicēm...
No manas puses iespēju robežās tiks sniegta plašāka informācija par interesējošām siLatvijas iedzīvotājiem
problēmām, ko jūs man varat šepat uzdot rakstot privāto ziņu. Kā arī steidzamās ziņas ar norādēm karotājiem un diplomātiem, ja tādas būs vajadzīgas.
Veikšu valstij nozīmīgus aprēķinus, skaitļošu, izskaitļošu.. Vai vismaz centīšos to darīt. Savā ziņā kaut kas varētu būt līdzīgs grāmatvedībai.
...ķeršu garnadžus, bandītus, hakerus, teroristus.. Khem, aizdomājos.
Ja gigantisko primātu aprēķini ir pareizi, tad man ir vajadzīgs arī kāds palīgs, kurš spēj rakstīt saliktos sakārtotos, saliktos pakārtotos, vienkāršos saliktos teikumos un vienkāršos teikumos, jauktos saliktos teikumos un, galvenais, gramatiski pareizi un saprotoši. Ja ir kāds interesents, tuvāk apstāstīšu
privāti. Pieņemšu tikai lojālus cilvēkus ar augstu atbildības sajūtu. Maksāšu kožļenēs.
Protams, gaidīšu arī mūsu ministru prezidenta Oswalda norādījumus, ja kas uz sirsniņas būs. Es jau kā saprotošs cilvēks izpildīšu viņa slēptās vēlmes un fantāzijas. Nu.. Iespēju robežās.
Interesējošos jautājumus varat uzdot šepat komentāros, gaidu miljons ziņas ar to, ko tieši Jūs gribētu vairāk zināt.
Ļoti ceru, ka visu uzrakstīju, jebkurā gadījumā, ja manas sklerozes dēļ būšu ko piemirsis, ierakstīšu komentos.
Ar cieņu,
Informācijas Ministrs,
Kapteinis.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
