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Bonjour chères lecteurs, lectrices

Aujourd'hui un article sur l’événement international qui pause problème à tout le monde sur Esim.
Vous l'avez remarqué, tout le monde en parle en ce moment. Ca inquiète les joueurs, doivent t-ils investir dans des armes Q.1 ou pas ?

Vous vous en doutez.... Je parle bien sur du nouvel album de Matt Pokora



Cette vague de pollution humaine s'étend avec plus d'ampleur que le sida et l'ébola réunit. Sauf que ça ne concerne pas l'Afrique pour une fois !
Véritable leader d'une secte appelé les pokoristes (mouvement politique), ils revendiquent leur indépendance dans la région la plus profondément débile du monde: la Flandres.
Ces fans ou pokoristes sont déterminés et armées. CD, poster, dédicace et god à l’effigie de leur prince Pokora. Ces fans sont le mouvement terroriste le plus puissant en France après les chtis à Las Vegas. Ils détruisent les tympans des
pauvres innocents passant à côté d'une salle de concert et pillent FNAC, Virgin et autres commerçants.




Voici l'alliance, Keen'v et Matt pokora. 2 ennemis de la République.


On dirait Bachar al assad et Khadafi qui font un selfie. Le seul moyen de les arrêter ce sera la guerre et je parle pas pour Bachar al Assad. Souvenez vous que ces fans sont prêts à se faire sauter (dans les toilettes du lycée sur une musique de leur "chanteur" préféré et ne veulent qu'un seul leader. Hollande trop faible laisse gagner du terrain à ces séparatistes.

Sans aucune humanité et compassion pour les victimes des auditeurs de NRJ, ils répendent leur diarhée auditive comme on repend son sperme sur le visage d'une prostitué québécoise qui te dirait merci avec un tel accent que t'aurais plus la gaule 2 jours après.

Un bon régiment de la légion devrait s'occuper de ça mais en France on est déjà déborder avec Sebastien Patoche...



PAs besoin de péter pour que t'aies un trou FILS DE PUTE !


TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Sérieusement, je voulais parler du reset à la base.
Pourquoi le nom de l'article est l'arche de Noé ? Parce qu'en fait tout le monde se prépare à la fin du monde. Chacun fais ses reserves et tout le monde veut RUSHER comme Chris Brown qui travaille pour Femmes battues.

Sachez que le reset est un peu comme un renouveau. Alors oui ça fout les nerfs mais pensez aux autres pays qui n'ont pas eu la chance d'avoir 1000 jours de jeu mais 200. C'est un peu creuvard.
Après a mon avis y'a des alternatives, genre triplé l'XP et les points de damage des nouveaux joueurs jusqu'à leur 50 ème jours par exemple.
En plus, ça ne vas pas vraiment enlever l'écart vu qu'on garde nos golds/ société, donc ça veut dire que les riches auront de quoi nous défoncer la gueule et les humbles citoyens eux feront 1/10 de leur dégat.

Bonne lecture j'espère.
Cordialement votre Dictateur.
The Dictator
Hail France




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