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Cari lettori, come avrete sicuramente notato negli ultimi giorni si discute molto sia in chat che negli shout del NAP che ha visto protagonisti noi e la germania. In molti si chiedono se è giusto restituire i territori conquistati ai tedeschi senza nemmeno provare a lottare.
Secondo il nostro presidente
Cobrocra in questo determinato periodo sarebbe quasi impossibile reggere una guerra contro i tedeschi, ma è veramente così?? Una potenza come l'Italia può aver paura di 4 crucchi che riescono a perdere diversi round anche quando cerchiamo di farli vincere?
Per avere una risposta a queste domande abbiamo interpellato un personaggio molto importante, colui che ha dato il nome all'unità militare del nostro presidente, il capo dei bastardi senza gloria! Nono, non mi riferisco a
Green_Lightning ma al tenente Aldo Raine, il capo dei veri bastardi senza gloria!
Caro tenente Aldo Raine, intanto la ringrazio per essere qui con noi, ci dica, cosa ne pensa di questo accordo?
Ora non so voi ma io sicuro come l'inferno non sono sceso dalle Smoky Mountains, non ho attraversato 5000 miglia d'acqua, non ho combattuto per mezza Sicilia per buttarmi da un aeroplano del cazzo e dare ai tedeschi lezioni di umanità.
(traduzione per e-sim "Non mi sono armato tutti i giorni, non ho fatto parte di quelli della notte, per ridare la germania ai mangiacrauti per poco più di 100gold"
Quindi anche lei è contrario a questa decisione, mi dica allora, come dovremmo comportarci? Ha un piano?
Devono essere eliminati...il nostro piano di battaglia sarà quello della resistenza Apache. Saremo crudeli coi tedeschi e attraverso la crudeltà sapranno chi siamo...I tedeschi avranno paura di noi! I tedeschi parleranno di noi! I tedeschi avranno la nausea di noi!
Vuole dire qualcosa ai membri della sua unità militare che si sono arresi così senza combattere?
Ho una parola di avvertimento per gli aspiranti guerrieri. Quando sarete al mio comando avrete un debito, un debito con me personalmente. Ogni uomo sotto il mio comando mi dovrà cento scalpi di tedeschi e io li voglio i miei scalpi!
Ringrazio il tenente Aldo Raine e vi chiedo, che fine ha fatto questo spirito combattivo? I veri bastardi senza gloria combattevano per far fuori i crucchi, non per essere la sesta mu al mondo u.u
Ma cosa staranno pensando di noi i crucchi in questo momento? Le nostre fonti ci dicono che alla richiesta di un nap da parte del nostro cp, il cp tedesco abbia esultato così
Uuuh! Ho fatto un bingo!
Mentre dal film abbiamo anche una testimonianza della sua probabile espressione in quel momento
Concludo con un saluto e un ringraziamento a "quelli della notte" che con me hanno passato intere nottate a combattere per conquistare la germania
Ricordo a tutti che l'articolo è stato scritto a scopo di semplice divertimento quindi non ve la prendete con me :p
Dear readers, as you may have noticed in the last few days there is much discussion about the NAP between us and germany. Many people wonder if it is right to return the conquered territories to the germans without even trying to fight.
To get an answer to this question we asked a very important person, the one who gave the name of the military unit of our president, the leader of inglorious bastards! Nono, I don't mean Green_Lightning but Lieutenant Aldo Raine, the leader of the real inglorious bastards!
Dear Lieutenant Aldo Raine, meanwhile, thank you for being here with us, tell us, what do you think about this deal?
Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross 5000 miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a f*ckin' air-o-plane to teach the german lessons in humanity.
So you are also opposed to this decision, tell me then, how should we behave? Do you have a plan?
They need to be destroyed...Our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are...And the germans will be sickened by us, and the germans will talk about us, and the germans will fear us.
Would you like to say something to members of your military unit that surrendered without a fight as well?
But I got a word of warning for all you would-be-warriors: when you join my command, you take on debt, a debt you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred german scalps. And I want my scalps!
I thank Lt. Aldo Raine and I ask you, what happened to this fighting spirit?
But what the krauts are thinking of us at this moment? Our sources tell us that when our cp asked the nap, the German cp leaped like this:
Uuuh! That's a bingo!
From the movie we also have a testimony of its likely expression at that moment
I conclude with a salute and a thank you to "those of the night" who have spent whole nights with me to battle to conquer germany. The next time we sleep!
I remind everyone that the article was written for the purpose of simple fun so do not get angry with me: p
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