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搞个大新闻,我不作死就会死,虽然还不够作死

蛤蛤,作死程度将进一步深♂入,我不作死谁作死?

注意:一切为了娱乐——战略忽悠局



最近啊,我听说0.75G就是0.70+1CNY,我都不知道CNY这么值钱的 ,居然价值0.5G,我去查了下汇率,如下:

CNY的汇率基本为1CNY=0.05G(你会买后面更贵的吗?!),我以我初中生水平的数学四舍五入了下,也就0.1G,怎么也得不到0.5G,难道是我数学老师shi的早?不,精神病的数学计算能力比应用能力屌的多,那么就是把小数点后面的0去掉就得到0.5G了,我真是个天才。

不对,我不能用精神病思维做数学题,明明是1CNY=0.05Gx10=0.5G,这才是正确的算法。经过我聪明又机智的逻辑运算,最终还是被我知道了1CNY如何等于0.5G,蛤蛤,我真佩服那些人吊炸天的数学计算能力,我这一精神病居然还要用这么长时间才能算出来,果然是技不如人,我一定要号召广大精神病以此作榜样,争取有一天也能像他们那样拥有吊炸天的数学计算能力。



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你们看出来哪不对了吧?,看出来的举爪, 针对目前对我党黑工的理解错误,我灵光一闪,写出了上面的作死文,黑工的工资底薪为0.75G+1CNY,这次写全了,不要理解错误了。

每一期作死文都是脑洞突发,与身边发生的事息息相关,这就是为啥不能每天一更,但脑洞随时可能发生,It`s good for you

为防止有人没看懂,我解释下:上面说0.75=0.70+1CNY,下面又说1CNY=0.5G,这就是不对的地方,蛤蛤。


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