Esim - 【作死文】第二期(没想到我来填坑了吧?)
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这几天和咱们的人讨论了如何写好一篇作死文,但是好像讨论的方向不对了(● ̄(エ) ̄●)
后来发现我的想法太局限了,这作死文不应该局限于游戏啊Σ(  ̄□ ̄||)
于是,我觉得要谈一谈精神病的乐园——共党主群
注意:以下作死文皆为脑洞,不要认为我们共党有这么逗比——战略忽悠局
























唉~没救了,群里还有正常人,我们必须得让群里幸存的正常人都成为一名光荣的精神病,目前同化正常人效果显著,不少外来人士也被我们同化。
但是共党内部还存在着正常人,这是不能忍的,我们要让每一个党员都成为精神病,我们将为了这个目标而努力,不在乎他人的目光,只为了共党的精神病化,这个伟大的事业,是我们每一个精神病共同的目标。
共党内部的正常人已经被我们发现了,我们将对这些正常人发起攻势,把他们每一个人都加大药量,争取让他们成为一名光荣的精神病,并且为了世界的精神病化而共同努力。
你们问为什么要成为一名精神病?你问对了,精神病是一个很欢乐的群体,虽然逗比,但不丧失,和谐共处,精神弱智,互相帮助。我们就是这样的集体,哪里有精神病被欺负,哪里就有我们拔刀相助,无花果是我们的暗号,此暗号一出,代表着某人将面对精神病的水军,不管你在哪,精神病都会找到你。
好了,我要去吃药了,今天还有5瓶药没吃呢。


以上为我的作死文,下面为我无聊时写的作死文


其他政党或许可以为了利益而哗众取宠,不择手段的作死,但是我们中国共产党绝不能这样做!再高尚的目标也不能成为卑劣手段的借口!我们代表了人民的根本利益!我们代表了时代的大势所趋!我们代表了天地的浩然正气!我们是如此神圣的队伍,既没必要、也不应该去做任何有损纯洁性的事情!


这一期作死文正式结束,it`s good for you

被逼无奈来派包了,前十一人1q1枪,多占不算,共产者没包(都同志了还要毛包?)


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