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Suddenly the door slams open and Aduin runs in to the closet where Kamel has been ordered to sit. Its the only free space in Audins appartment. He could have sit in the livingroom but that is occupied with some groupies to the staff ( wich Kamel didnt have the right to be in). They are writing letters to the staff all day long and telling them in halfsexy ways how good they are and hope they will continue work for free at Aduin some more. And so far it is working fine. There is 2 girls working and Aduin just loves them.
There name is Secura and Suna.
Kamel he shouts out so loud that a pair of underwears fall down on Kamels head and for a second there he looks like a beduin from Sahara. Making Aduin silenced for a second whondering if he realy washed those underwears or did he forgot.
Aduin quikly decides not to tell Kamel about that.
Why havent you answered all the PMs that have arrived to night ? There is thousands of PM from jakedoor7,5 alone.
You realy must start answering that man or we have to temp bann him again or something. He is overloading the servers.
Suddenly he stops talking and he starts to sweet massively.
Dammit Kamel i completly forgot to feed the monkey !
You see dear readers Aduin has a little monkey sitting in the kitchen rolling a generator by hand. And if he doesnt get bananas every now and then he gets overloaded. Just as you see on the screen sometimes. So now we all know why and what happened when that comes up.
You should all whonder where all the money goes to in here. maybe he should replace the monkey and make it a more stabile server. Well the answer is Secura and Suna. they realy dont like to share and they want all the money.
Thats the sad story about that.
Kamel that by now realised that the underwears wasnt washed quickly pulls up a banana from his backpocket and hand it over to Aduin. Slowly takes the underwear of his head and throw it right in the face on Secura. That immediatly overloads and goes of line. 1 minute later Suna goes offline to cause all the players went over there for a while making the monkey in the kitchen unable to roll the generator and he falls asleap starving. ....Completly kaos.
Aduin takes his sock of and try to smack it on the head on Kamel that quickly ducks but instead he hits the keyboard and it brakes again. Since Secura and Suna is completly wasted he steals 1 of theirs keyboard and starts looking at all PMs from jakedoor7,5.
" Dear Kamel i am writing you now for the onehundred and seventy four thousand times since 3 days back.
I still want to know what you are going to do about the streanght problem in game. And i also want to know when you are going to fix the wood/ stone problem.
Can you please take that sock out of your mouth and answer me sometimes.
Regards Jakedoor7,5"
How did he know i have a sock in my mouth ? WHAT !!! how did that sock end up there ?
Better answer him right away.
Dear jakedoor7,5.
Thank you for sending me this letter. i appreciate every mail i get from you players and reads them all several times every day.
First of all.
Do you have a camera in my office cause how can you know i had a sock in my mouth ?
Second.
I can see that you are asking for more medikits and bonusdamage so i will implant that in game already tomorrow.
thx alot for understanding and have a nice game.
Best wishes Kamel.
Kamel marks all the 12785 other mail and set them to auto answer.
Finaly all the PMs are answered so now i can go home.
Better feed that monkey and wake up the girls again otherwise there will be Tenthousand PMs again tomorrow.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
