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Bonjour chères français, anglais, belges.
Aujourd'hui un article sur notre colonisation...

Poutine a dit un jour "la France sera la colonie de ses anciennes colonies". Si il avait joué a Esim il aurait eu raison et il aurait été élu à 147% des suffrages exprimés.



Enfin bref, il a quelques jours que nous sommes sous l'occupation. Nous allons d'abord en étudier les causes.

- la réforme du pack... les ressources perçu par le pack ont presque été divisé par 2 depuis cette réforme. Bien sur elle économise de l'argent que nous avons besoin mais nous morflons quand même après pour les batailles comme lorsque Gérard Depardieu essaye d'enfiler un jean slim taille 38.



- deuxième cause: les alliances
Nos alliés ne se précipitent pas pour nous aider vu qu'ils ont aussi des guerres à faire. Et on se fait descendre par des japonais qui se font tellement chier que lorsqu'ils ne prennent pas de bombe nucléaire par les américains, qu'ils se font exploser eux même une central nucléaire.
C'est parce que ça permet d'augmenter la taille de nos pénis. On les a multiplier par 3. Y'en a même un qui aurait atteint 6,5 cm en érection
D'après le premier ministre japonais.

- troisième cause: absence de coordination.
On a quand même été attaqué des deux côtés nord donc on a une excuse. Dommage que ces alcooliques d'irlandais n'aient pas pu empêcher les anglais d'avancer...



Irlande , 7h du matin. Une journée normal à Dublin


Mais c'est bien beau d'étudier les causes. Il faut aussi voir les solutions...
On peut déjà les défoncer à l'ancienne mais se sera dur. Il faudrait compter sur nos alliés.

Selon moi on peut accélérer les choses grâce:

- un impôt de guerre pour payer des MU, je sais que ça fait mal au cul mais disons 2gold/ semaine pour les lvl supérieurs à 8.
- Se rapprocher de nouveaux alliés. De préférence de pays en paix.
- Ne pas oublier que la Pologne s'est fait défoncer et donc la Suède est déjà plus libre pour nous sortir de la merde.
- L'Irlande est un allié très bien situé. Aider les irlandais = défoncer de l'anglais = aider la France. Sur 2 fronts ils vont se faire gang bang comme un mec qui fait ses lacets à la gay pride ou un prisonnier qui glisse sur la savonnette durant une douche collective. Malheureusement les américains foutent la merde (histoire de changer...).




Hail France. Bonne chance à nos citoyens et alliés pour cette guerre parce qu'on va en chier...



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