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Hello new UK players! Welcome to e-sim, the game exactly like erepublik before plato bent over, spread his wrinkly cheeks and shat gold all over it it. Today I'm here to extol the virtues of The People's Party, the UK's oldest and biggest party. Now I know what you're thinking, here's some prick just trying to get me to join his party. Well you would be right, but if you'll give me a chance I'll tell you why The People's Party really is objectively better than the other two.
The People's Party stands for helping citizens, especially younger ones to prosper in their e-sim careers, whether they be business, political or military. How you ask? Well with several programs and offers designed to use our older members resources to help you young whippersnappers. To my knowledge no other party does this. We literally have ALL THE PROGRAMS. All of them.
Mmmm delicious booze...
If you sign up on the forums then you are eligible for 5 Q5 gifts! All you need to do is post in the appropriate thread and the enigmatic Smack will send you some gifts ABSOLUTELY FREE.
Join The Peoples Party and you can get another 5 Q5 gifts ABSOLUTELY FREE. ITS LIKE FUCKING CHRISTMAS UP IN HERE!
Who's this douchebag?
So maybe you've been playing for a little while now and you feel like stepping into the exciting world of BUSINESS. Our older members have been there, done that, bought the t-shirt and then sold it on at a profit. We can help you in several ways:
- Running a company is a tricky business, our people can give you advice on all aspects of management.
- We offer grain and diamonds at discount prices.
- Some of our members will work for you for as little as £1.
check it out
Our gold is 100% responsibly sourced from the dwarfish mines of Khazad-Dûm.
Want to start a company, or upgrade the one you already have but don't quite have the means? We can help there too. We offer loans at very low interest rates. Just tell us how much you want, for how long and how you plan to make the money back and if we think you've got what it takes we'll lend you a maximum of 20 gold. To find out more post on the forum or get in touch with
CBall .
And lastly we can help you with your political career too. You only need to look at the current Parliament to see that the nation prefers TPP. We encourage responsible, active players to seek a seat in congress, so we could help you on your way to greatness. Join us on #e-uk if you fancy talking a bit more.
EDIT While I've got you here, take a gander at this . I drew the picture at the top don't 'cha know.
Thanks for reading o/
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
