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首先,说一下我在玩大菠萝的时候的感悟。最近玩d3,经常需要跑远路去做任务,这时候啊,路上的小怪就烦个不停,没事就给你来几下或者干脆堵住路不让走。后来我想通了,一路上遇到的小怪不管是啥只要挡路了就一概杀光,于是清净了。

然后切入正题说e-sim.众所周知最近e-sim很卡,加上我们很多人在沉迷舰娘、大菠萝(就你一个啊喂!),我们都无心在战场输出,跟伊朗打了半个月本来也就是像打乒乓球一样在玩。 不过伊朗人认为这是机会啊,他们最近两个星期所做的一切就是想要抢走nwfp然后迫使我们跟他们签个nap。

在一个星期前,他们进攻了小巴。在跟小巴囧统谈论过后,我们了解到,自大的伊朗人给小巴囧统谈过,说是伊朗将要跟中国签nap,小巴的领土要交给他们。
Iran attack Pakistan and told their cp that in later China will sign an nap with iran and give iran all pakistan regions.

看完这个我不禁哑然失笑。我们的政府因此都决定懒得跟伊朗再交涉,无视了他们所有的信件。想象一下真的要去谈判是什么结果呢?过程应该是这样:
i laughed and our government decided to stop any conversation with Iran.
imagine that,if there would be a conversation,it should be like this:
伊朗:我们这样打来打去太浪费钱了!不划算啊。
我们:恩。有道理!
伊朗:这样你们把nwfp交给我们,我们就不用打来打去浪费钱了。
我们:。。。不好意思再见。

iran: hi, i think we shouldn't waste our gold in attacking each others.
China: seems right.
iran: so give us nwfp,and u save gold.
China:... ok good bye.

考虑一下中国和伊朗在e-sim里的身板,我想到了一个成语来形容伊朗的做法,就是---与虎谋皮。
i will use a phrase to describe this: 与虎谋皮.


成语释义:与虎谋皮:跟老虎商量要它的皮 in English ,its Ask a tiger for its skin

我不知道伊朗人是肿么了,本来中国因为网络的原因其实无心恋战。他们认为在这个时候迫使中国出让nwfp是最好时机,于是烧q5+请佣兵跟我们折腾了半个月。

结果呢,是我们很多人没法参战的情况下,他们倾家荡产的投入之下仍然还是血本无归。如今他们昨天在进攻nwfp失败以后,又想要和平了,说是承认我们对nwfp的占领,并想要签2-3星期的nap。

不过这事也让我们了解到了一件事情,就是伊朗人是不可信的,只要什么时候我们变弱了,或者给他们足够的时间休息过来了,他们一定会再来打nwfp的主意。所以,还是先揍死他们吧。

让他们清楚一点,战争何时结束,以什么样的方式结束,不是他们能决定的。
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dane sent me a letter asking why we waste gold in attack each with this pic:
dane 昨天跑来问我为啥两国要浪费钱在打来打去上。他贴了一张图:


and i consummated his record and i give my answer:IDK why


China&Iran PingPong war



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