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1.LZ苦逼学生一枚,发个班上的事…………老班把全班分成了六组,让大家为自己组取个名字,于是出现了:无厌组,滑动变组,如来佛组,五号特工组,重案六组。
但真正令我发指的是有一个组取名叫 光宗耀组 !!!

2.晚上去经常光顾的饭馆吃炸酱面。一个没见过的男人在招呼客人,我就随口说了句:“呦,换老板了啊”那男人腼腆一笑;“嘿嘿,老板换成我了,不过您放心,味儿没变,老板娘没换~”我。。。。。。


3.晚饭后闲聊
我:你说闺女随谁啊这么胆小?
老公:随你呗'我胆多大'连你都敢娶!

4.马上高考了,老弟说他们班谈恋爱的都浮出水面了,在老师面前一点不含蓄。昨天这厮说要带人回家吃饭,我妈脸都绿了,但是怕影响考试情绪就答应了。。。中午我们全家带着忐忑的心情迎来了一位男同学。。。

5.就刚刚发生的热乎事,,,,割绳子,,,lz真汉子,上英语课中,突然肚子剧痛,想去厕所,于是和隔壁桌哥们说:有纸没,我肚子痛。煞笔同桌一脸坏笑的说:哟,来大姨妈了吧?!我蹬了他一脚,然后准备举手请假,可能是痛晕了,我喊到,‘老师!我来大姨妈了,要去厕所!’然后全班就沸腾了,,,忘不了那帮孙子目送我远去的表情,


6.刚刚奇葩舍友说:我上大学之前,纯洁的像白纸一样,然后你们三个就肆意的拿我擦屁股,搞得我现在从内而外的黄……


7.微信这种东西,只要你的资料是个男的,大多数情况下它都是单机版的,一旦你把资料改成个性感女人,TM立马就联网了


8.lz男…今天剃了个头…………此为背景,上班的时候遇到了老板,老板看见我的头发沉默了半分钟,突然说现在都流行这样的发型吗,和马桶盖一样的,看见就尿急…尿急…急!!!!!


9.过完年没回家,一直在外地上班。今天晚上回到家,刚走到距楼下100米处就听见我妈在我家阳台喊我名字。我心思,哎呦老太太真是想我了,有点窝心。我热情的回了一句后,我妈接着喊,你去超市买块姜,要不我还得下楼!

10.Lz证券单身男。。。。割了红糖的。。。今天中午老总让我送报表去他办公室,lz想着午饭,一路小跑,不知哪个天杀的在地下弄摊水,结果lz一路贴地滑行至董事长办公室。。。gc是董事长看到我以这种方式进来,来了一句:这招是平沙落雁??。。落雁。。。雁。。。。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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