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(L'humour noir reste de l'humour...)
1000 quel beau nombre. C'est le nombre de brésiliens dans le jeu, le nombre de fois où tu te demandes quand est ce que tu vas recevoir ce putain de pack par jour, ou le nombre de civils afghans qui se font exploser la gueule par des drones américains au nom de la "démocratie" et de "la paix dans le monde" chaque jour aussi.
Hahahha quels blagueurs ces américains... Responsable de plus de la moitié des guerres dans le monde mais sont capables de pleurer parce qu'il y a des arbres qui se font couper en Amazonie.
"On parie 10 roupies que j'explose ta maison petit !"
Bref, 1000ème jour ça devrait se fêter. Pourquoi pas par une petite folie?
On pourrait tous changer notre avatar ?
Je sais pas on pourrait attaquer la Suisse ? Histoire de voir des batailles à 5000 de dégats par round...
Y'a plein de trucs drôles à faire même sur e Sim.
Genre les brésiliens ont envahis le Portugal eux pour déconner. Chacun fête ça comme il veut après tout.
Festival de Rio.
Waouh on dirait un croisement entre Vincent Mac Doom et une putain de grenouille non ?
Ce 1000ème jour c'est aussi voir qui reste dans la grande famille de la sFrance
On commence à se faire anciens ici... Moi moins qu''un autre mais tout de même 329 jours que vous me supportez.
1000 jours c'est aussi voir l'évolution du jeux, genre souvenez vous de ça !
Quel choc n'est ce pas ? C'est comme voir un meurtre en pleine rue ou un homme faire le ménage à la place de sa femme!
Eh oui, dans l'ancien Esim on n'avez pas non plus de compteur de temps après le travail ou des jolies images quand on frappez... Aussi utile qu'un livre de régime en Somalie.
Souvenons aussi des bonnes comme des mauvaises choses !
Nous avons été annexé par la Belgique une fois ! Eh oui mes amis, il y a déjà eu des moules frites devant notre tour eiffel
Tragique evenement où nos babys se demandaient comment 5 de pop actifs nous avaent mis à genoux, qui étaient en fait à cause de ces enfoirés d'alcooliques polaks qui nous balancaient du 20 000 000 millions par round.
Mais souvenez vous aussi qu'un moment nous étions arrivé jusqu'en Angleterre ! (Arrêté par les suédois mais bon...)
Que des épics fails et épics win dans ce jeu... En espérant que la sFrance sera toujours bien nombreux.
Hail France !
Une petite citation sur le temps pour le jour 1000 (sans être communiste malgrès l'auteur)
"Le temps n'attend pas" Lenine.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
