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1.今天吃饭跟老爸说:爸,您不抽烟不喝酒不喝茶。男朋友第一次来看你,不知道带什么礼物了。半碗饭过后,老爸深沉的说,让他带点儿旺旺雪饼吧。。。。。。。可爱的老头子。

2.朋友的儿子,一岁多,出门见漂亮女孩就笑。坐地铁,旁边站的是美女就拍拍人家,等人家转身看他,他又假装不好意思把头埋妈妈怀里


3.大街上,一记者问一大爷:关于广州拟投资6.2亿建公墓只埋干部一事你怎么看? 大爷思索片刻,问记者:是活埋吗?


4.一天去澡堂洗澡,看见一小孩躺在床上享受搓澡师傅的技术,目测有五六岁,很瘦小。 孩子妈妈站在旁边对搓澡师傅说力气稍微重点,话音刚落,小孩从床上掉了下来,被搓到地上了。 全澡堂爆笑,,,,


5.家有金毛一只、因为家人忙、很少带出去溜、二货没怎么见过世面。。。。哥一个。。。。有天一家三口带它出去散步、路遇一白色小京巴、互相望了半天、小京巴突然冲它喊了两声、丫扭过头就往我妈怀里钻、抱着我妈的腿一副惊恐的眼神。。。他站起来有一米啊、我真想不认识他!


6.昨天我一好哥们踩单车在路上被车撞了,腿骨骨折!给我打电话:兄弟 我撞车了!我脑袋一抽问到:谁赢了!谁赢了!电话那头弱弱的回答……我输了 我输了……


7.早上起的早,看见老婆换下一个bra扔在洗衣机上,第一次发也得隔吧……本着疼爱老婆的原则,帮老婆把bra洗了,老婆醒来高兴:“老公真好!”我:“那是,也不能光喝奶不刷杯子啊……”


8.跟姐姐吵架,打电话给麻麻告状。~"妈,你当初生一个就好了干嘛要生我,她又欺负我。。。。。"吧啦吧啦一大堆诉苦,只听麻麻悠悠滴来了一句"本来就是打算生来给她玩的。。。"泪奔啊!!!敢问有多少二胎是为老大生来作伴滴?
9.某次寝室马桶坏了,我和寝室一哥们去报修,他填写报修单,原因那写“马桶杯”,我一看写错了,就给他说坏是土旁的,这是杯。然后我同学楞了一下,继续写“具了”。


10.今晚晚自修,教室特别吵。特别是那个三八。割咯。我忍无可忍,冲着那三八喊“别以为你是三八我就不敢对你动粗!”那三八弱弱地回了句“我还怕你粗吗?”。。一瞬间,全教室的同学仿佛知道了些什么。。全部望着我。


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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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