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不要嫌弃我文字少，我只找好段子，如果看过了请慢慢飘····
备注(写出自己亲身经历的笑话、糗段子，每天随机抽取3位朋友，将会送出Q1手枪+0.01G，奖品将于24小时内发出，收到奖品的童鞋，请大喊1+1=3.)
1.一男的很爱自己的老婆。老婆生孩子时大叫：“好疼啊！疼死我了！不生了不生了！以后再也不生了！”男的听着心疼得要命，忙安慰到：“好好！不生了不生了！我们不生了！这个咱也不生了，我们塞回去塞回去！”一旁的医生呆掉………
2.老公的全名很文雅，我一直不知道他小名叫什么。我问他，他说很土，让我猜。我说，爱国？爱民？狗蛋？狗剩？他淡淡的瞟了我一眼，差不多，后来他妈妈给他打电话我才知道，他小名叫胜利……
3.女，平胸。
“马上就要咳出8块腹肌了”
“咳出腹肌算啥，你这样的，咳出胸肌才是能耐”
你妹。。。
4.走进一家小吃店，看一美女独自一桌便过去坐在了她对面，随口一问“水饺多少一碗”，美女答300服务员答7块
5.今天市场遭遇小偷翻包，本人扯着嗓门大喊一声：“干吗!”小偷回答：“没干吗"后跑了。我再看周围人，我凌乱了，也太太太淡定了，各干其事，我默默的问我自己，姑娘，你刚喊了没？喊了没？？？？？
前10名回复的送Q1手枪一把。。。。。。
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
