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1.说个二货女同学的,没得割
前不久,她在家里翻出她妈的一本日记本,翻开来看,第一页是她出生的日子,上面只有八个字:“其丑无比,失望至极”
她……

2.那日带着三岁的孩子看钢铁3…………割咯咯…………孩子问:麻麻,为什么钢铁侠里面没有蜘蛛侠?他粑粑在旁悠悠的说:宝贝,他俩不是一个村的……不方便……。


3.老公吃完饭和大宝玩,我一边吃饭一边问老公:"我当时生孩子,生不出来你着急吗?""嗯,着急","那你郁闷吗?""嗯,郁闷","那你痛苦吗?"嗯,痛苦","那为什么呢?""产房不让抽烟!"我当时就想用手里的包子砸他


4.今天做公交车,前面有一小太妹……咯咯咯……她逗我玩,朝我扮鬼脸,我也不能坐以待毙吧,然后我也做鬼脸,你来我往,忽然她回过头大声喊,奶奶,后面的叔叔调戏我,你永远不能想象坐我旁边美女的眼神……哎……不说了,说多了毁形象啊……


5.前天穿上新买的裙子挤公交,被让座了。同事昨天穿裙子挤公交,被色狼揩油了!她给我发信息:“为什么姐姐你穿裙子有人给你让座,妹纸我就碰到发情的畜牲列?”我心里舒坦多了:虽然事关“魅力”,但被当成孕妇比被揩油好多了!

6.看了几天的黑白电视,一直以为是为雅安祈福,丫的昨天才知道,咱家电视坏了,了,了


7.人人上,某二货女喝了一瓶某牌子的300亿乳酸菌饮料,然后发了条状态‘’姐一晚上喝掉300亿小生命‘’。。。。。割。。。。楼主N……回复:你男朋友产量不低啊。然后,我就被删除好友了。


8.4岁儿子看武打片 少林和尚 铁头功。割了这和尚的…
电视看完后儿子就像少林和尚附体,见谁都用头撞,这时爷爷买菜回来叫他开门,他一个助跑“铛”一头撞在防盗门上,我问他:疼了吧。他强忍眼泪说到:不疼,我有铁头功的,说完跑去阳台了。
我偷偷跟去一看。
儿子满脸泪水的坐在地上,两只小手不停的揉摸着头,把我笑死了…哈哈…










9.妻子回到家中,看到干净的地板,整洁的厨房,饭菜也热好的在保温。房间里的丈夫已经睡了,脸上挂着几分疲惫。她就知道了,他今天一定早早的把八个号的欢乐斗都输完了


10.我一哥们结婚了~特别想生个女儿~~此为背景哥哥哥~~一次他玩微信附近的人~有个妹子的个性签名是谁在举报我,我就咒他没儿子~然后我就看到他默默点了举报~

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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