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3.刚刚看到一只非常可爱的小狗，本来想逗逗他来句： come on ，flow me。结果说顺嘴了说成了： come on， fu```ck me。妈蛋，旁边的哥们笑的眼泪都出来了……
4.如果你喜欢的人醉倒在你床上，你会选怎么做： A守护在她身边；B帮她盖好被子；C轻轻的吻她一下；D把她。。。 我选的是D， 我以为我的答案会是最龌龊的了，没想到下面有人回复：CDDDDBA……
5.那个小姐可是赚大了，既挣了钱，还享受了，最主要的是还玩了黄海波这么个大明星
6.本人婚介，看着那些大龄女孩还在挑来挑去，我真为她们着急啊！本来挑也没错，但至少看一次见个面聊下呢，一听见男人工资不高，没车什么的就拉着脸见都不肯见，你们这样下去怎么办哦！爸妈急得跟什么似的，昨天有个女的跟她妈一起来的，记得是33了吧，在大厅里她妈妈跟其他未婚男的家长在聊，结果问她意见，都不同意，嫌弃别人，到最后她妈都哭了，说:你这样怎么办，我们死了你还单身吗？你不是23是33了！别人开始挑你了，要考虑大龄产妇的问题了，你以为你还抢手么。别人稀罕你收入十几万硕士生么？能过日子才是真的最后终于勉强同意和一34的男人见面！未婚的人都长点心吧，为自己父母考虑下吧！
7.今天和哥们走在路上，突然前面一个美女活蹦乱跳，满嘴脏话，手舞足蹈的，跟鬼上身样的，我特么的以为跳大神了。我哥们突然拉起我就跑了，我以为是个神经病呢，结果我哥们跑了半天停下来对我说：吗的，吓死我了，老子不小心把烟头弹到那女的脖子里头了。。。
8.本科毕业两年了，在这个毕业季里甚是想念那些2B们。大二时，宿舍合资买了个电子秤，想集体减肥。一日，老大要去拉翔，进前先称了称，美曰，我想知道翔重。。半小时后出，结果再称，妈的，竟然又重了半公斤，难道进去是去吃的吗？！从此，老大名震全年级，号称翔君！
9.去学校修电脑，进来一帮给学生体检的医生，男同志们安装器材，女同志们闲聊，割了她们老公的……女A：《义勇军进行曲》怎么唱来着？女B:这学让你上的！就是那个“风在吼，马在啸，黄河在咆哮……”女C：得得，你可别丢人了！是这个“向前、向前、向前！我们的队伍像太阳……”眼镜男A:停！跟你们出来真丢人呐！你们是中国人不？你们都真的上过学吗？修电脑的哥们儿都笑话你们了？知道不？都啥素质啊？国歌都忘了？女ABC:那你唱！来！眼镜男推了一下眼镜，很庄重的，“大刀……向，鬼子们的头上砍去……”我滴天呐，你们这样，家里人知道吗？我咋有点儿替一会儿要来做体检的小学生们担心了呢？？
10.一年前考上的河北科技学院………每到周五周六楼下就跳广场舞，每次都是最炫民族风那几首！我是上大学了还是上养老院了啊！
11.不知道各位男同胞们有没有住在，“小姐”窝里的感受，lz现在正经历着，我这个地方是一条巷子街，位置有点偏，老习扫黄没扫到这里，结果把其它地方的都扫到这里来了！以前那些三四十岁大妈都走了，现在都是些二十多少岁的美女，生意好滴很，你能想象那些女人穿着超短裙晃着美腿领着客人从你门口走过来走过去滴嘛！只要lz一出门就能看见那些女人等客人的房间，各种低胸超短诱惑你啊！lz单身汉子一枚啊！lz目测其中一个娃娃脸萝莉生意最好，因为来的都是些大叔居多，而且其中有个lz喜欢的类型，，lz住在上海浦三路新浦路，不相信滴可以小纸条lz，lz带你感受下，而且现在外面还挂有房出租的牌子，，不匿了！
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
