Esim - 糗段子 第五期
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新人新刊请支持 (你看也罢,不看也罢,反正我在这,) 段子不在于多,在于精。
不要嫌弃我文字少,我只找好段子,如果看过了请慢慢飘····
备注(写出自己亲身经历的笑话、糗段子,每天随机抽取3位朋友,将会送出Q1手枪+0.01G,奖品将于24小时内发出,收到奖品的童鞋,请大喊1+1=3.)


1.今天和女朋友去吃担担面,跟老板说其中一碗少放辣。…………这是背景…………上来两碗辣椒都一样多,然后跟老板说:老板,我们有一碗是少放辣的。然后老板看了一眼两碗面,默默的从后厨又拿了一勺辣椒放进其中的一碗。说:现在对了。…………你妹的!

2.遇到一母亲教育闺女:"谈恋爱,长得漂亮,你可以随便发火;长得还行,你可以偶尔发火;长得砢碜,你得小心别惹对方发火!"闺女受益匪浅,拨出了一个电话:"亲爱的,我知道错了......"

3.今天出门坐公交车。不割。刚小心谨慎的投入一角钱,顿时司机师傅怒吼:“拿一角钱,装什么。。。”他话没说完,只见我小心翼翼的把剩余九角钱投入其中。。。当时他那个表情,我都不知道该怎么描述和形容了。再坐公交车,要提前准备下零钱了。我这个尴尬呀。

4.这是件真事:老爸快六十了,去年跟老爸去压马路,路遇一名四肢健全的乞丐,一直向老爸晃手上的碗__割__只见老爸为难地在他碗里拿了几块钱走了…走了……

5.一哥们跟女孩子约会,没算好时间,迟到了,一见到女孩就不停的解释,路上那个堵啊……你们懂的,GC来了,女孩问,你乍过来的滴,这二B一时嘴快,地铁……



Foreign friends ask you to reply, please use the "GOOGLE translation", translated into Chinese. I was blind in English, I really do not understand your reply. . . Thank you. .

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