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Je vous parle bien sur de la relation tumultueuse entre l'Italie et l'Allemagne.
L'Italie est le pays de la romance et pourtant...
Après en avoir eu marre avec son plan Q régulier, la suisse, en faisant des va et viens à Zurich sans trop de grande résistance de la Suisse d'ailleurs, l'Italie s'est lancé à la conquête de la belle Allemagne. Au début il a commencé à lui ôter le bas au Bade-Wurtemberg, jusqu'à remonter à la tête en attaquant les lèvres (du haut hein) au Mecklembourg.
Prêt à tout pour la conquérir, quitte à demander à ses amis de l'aider, l'Italie a mis le grand jeu. Il faut dire qu'elle se laisse faire la coquine.
Elle je la transformerais bien en emmental (je la trouerai quoi) ...
Mais comme à toute grande histoire d'amour, il y a des problèmes...
L'Italie ne sait pas si la Pologne sera d'accord. Est ce que ce Roméo de la guerre ou Casanova de la colonisation sera d'accord que sa voisine se fasse prendre (dans tout les sens du terme et pas que du terme d'ailleurs) ?
De plus ces deux pays sont très puissants. Les conflits pour une femme ne sont pas chose rare.
Le seule avantage de l'Italie sur ce point est la présence d'une autre femme qui se fait désirer, la Lithuanie. Comment peut on lui en vouloir de faire attendre son amant la Pologne, qui l'a déjà pénétrer plus d'une fois (ça casse un peu l'effet romantique) ??
Elle préfère se réfugier chez un homme plus sensible, qu'est la Biélorussie, facile à avoir et toujours à son écoute (3 de pop actif en même temps).
De plus comment réagira la femme Russie de la Pologne, lui étant resté fidèle longtemps. Il y a eu quelques problèmes, il y en a toujours dans un couple mais la Pologne lui a sorti le grand jeu. Après avoir voulu redevenir une femme indépendante, la Pologne lui a fait comprendre à la manière Chris Brown que la Russie restera fidèle à la Pologne.
Je vais prendre un ticket Q.5 pour la Pologne je crois, histoire qu'il me reste assez d’énergie pour lui mettre 5 coups...
La Pologne un peu nymphomane? Suède, Rep Tchèque, Russie, Lithuanie...
Enfin, une petite parenthèse pour dire que la Turquie c'est une actrice porno en ce moment. Gang bang entre Bulgarie et Chine (même si celle là doit moins lui faire mal vu la taille de leur...
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Je souhaite à l'Italie d'avoir l'Allemagne et qu'ils aient plein de baby boom.
Hail France
Hail Italie
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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
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