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Det kan inte vara många som har undgått de slag som vi har haft med lusekoftorna, och hur de jävlarna lyckades sno Vestlandet. Det är säkert många, precis som jag, som undrar hur faen de små fiskhandlarna kan slå så jävla hårt. Hela tiden. Jämt. Alla tider på dygnet. På alla kanaler. Fredagar kl 9-16.
Efter lite snabb research med min Anonyma Källa (
haxster ) så hittade vi orsaken till lusekoftornas nyfunna styrka; Massinvandring och Polen.
Allvarligt. Folk svärmar in från höger och vänster, mittengången och snett ovanifrån ifrån höger, i jämnhöjd med axeln. Riktigt varför vet vi inte. Jag menar, vem vill bo i Norge. Vad har de där? Typ, sten. Och den enstaka sjön med nån lax i. Det är typ allt. Dumkopfs.
Som tur är verkar det inte vara allt för smarta människor som söker sig till Norge, eftersom att om de vore smarta så skulle de inte söka sig till Norge från första början.
Men skumläser man lite bland patrasket så får man en ganska klar bild av vilka som vill bo i Norge;
3maj - "I fight for you ahahhahhahahhahahhahhaha
i am tank"
Selathor - "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm long message!"
Corsantin - "dsadadsa dadss dsadsdsadasdsaddsad"
Och sedan ca. 15 biljarder "Hi to all you nice ppl,if can give me cs so we can fight against opressors
"
Men vi gör vist om att inte ta dem allt för oseriöst, då de faktiskt lyckades ta Vestlandet... Fast i och för sig... Sätt 5 000 apor med skrivmaskiner i ett stängt rum och ge dem obegränsat med tid så kommer du ha underhållning i veckor och ett väldigt smutsigt rum.
Men vi står fortfarande emot de små raggdaddlarnas anfall, och vi kommer säkerligen att lyckas vända denna enorma krigsvåg toppad med lusekoftor, toa-rensare och annat pack&slödder. Så slå hårt, slå smart, och slå snyggt så att vi en gång för alla kan visa detta primatpack vart det halvmålade skåpet ska stå!
Och efter att vi har gjort det, så kan vi sparka deras röd/blå/vita stjärtar ur vårat land! Gonatt!
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
