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一片寂静后哄堂大笑啊！、
2、现在的出租车司机都是逗比吗，今天早上打车上班，快到公司时堵车了，师傅突然转过头沉声问我：“你有病吗？”我吓了一跳：“没病啊，怎么了？”“没病走两步！”师傅指着不远处的大厦说。
3、到店里买衣服，大甩卖啊，人山人海，突然，走进一位大叔，脱下自己旧衣服，穿上店里的衣服，再把旧衣服挂回原处，大摇大摆的走了，我该报警么，新技能啊！
4、就在刚刚 由于下雨 我把4路公交车当成了8路 上了车我摘下眼睛 大声问问司机 师傅 是8路吗？结果师傅说 我不是8路 我是新四军。。。。
5、母亲节快到了，给老妈定了一束花，想给她一个惊喜........下午老妈就和我聊天，说快到母亲节了，我就说订花了，她直接举手看着我说，来点实际的。实际啊。
6、20岁美女嫁给50岁的富翁，美女50时候，富翁归西，美女成为富婆；然后50岁富婆包养一个20岁的帅哥，过30年，富婆归西，帅哥成为富翁；然后50岁富翁帅哥娶20岁的美女。古诗曰：君生我未生，我生君已老。君恨我生迟，我恨君生早。恨不生同时，日日与君好.
“宝宝贝贝女儿，爸爸问你，你知道有没有一个同时包含好消息和坏消息的消息呢？” “当然哦，我不是你的亲生女儿！”
“想你了呢” “嗯，我也是！” “你媳妇睡了吗？” “嗯，是的” “我媳妇也睡了~”
儿子第一次和爸爸一起洗澡。 “爸爸，为什么你的那么黑？我的那么白？” 他蹲下摸了摸儿子的头，语重心长的说道：没娶你妈之前我也是白色的，谁知道妈妈＊＊＊（关爱孩童心里健康成长）掉色啊~
今天一大家子人聚会，中午他们打麻将，我困了就去睡觉，我表弟躺我旁边，醒来的时候发现自己的手插在表弟裤子里。。。。可能睡梦中当成我女朋友了。。。
公交车上很挤，一个男的紧紧地贴在我后面，随着车的晃动一下又一下地在顶着我的屁股，我当时害怕极了，一点也不敢动，万一我要是动了，他不顶了可怎么办啊!
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
