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But first NEWS:
1. I am officially withdrawing the "we do not allow foreigners into our congress"-LAW from my party. I will allow
Hasisas to candidate, as some local candidates have been proven USELESS and INACTIVE anyway. All the foreigners won't be allowed of course, but the ones who have proven themselves may now candidate. (Before, only 
fogfighter has been allowed to candidate, despite being a foreigner.) It is better if tourist-congressmen do not accept any citizenships of course.
2. With my own eyes (hopefully every sane human will believe me) I have seen that our country is doing great! We have enough money and if we continue being extraordinate people and keep on doing what we came here to do, then we will do even better! Thank You, mr president.
Please appreciate my delicate and subtle sense of humour and irony as well as my graveness.
I will tell You a story. Somewhere, I promise, I will get to the point too.
I came here because my IRL friend from Travian wanted to earn gold. Now he is long gone from here.
I stayed here because I got a taste of power, and I breathe it. It's also something that intoxicates people here.
I became to hate this damned game (burn in hell, e-sim) and quit (kinda). But Estonia is so small and fragile that I can't leave it without my 2,5 m dmg per day.
Dear people, You forget why you stayed here in the first place. Was it to fight against Your country in a mercenary MU? To become an Officer of the MU that fights against Your people? To devide your damage into 300 K per round and make no difference?
When You first candidated for congress, did You do it for money/medal? Many would say yes, but I still believe there were some people who wanted to actually help.
From 20 Estonians only 10 are as one. Isn't that sad?
You can say it's just a game, You can be a different person IRL and do whatever you want in the game, right? Well then why don't I feel like stabbing someone in the back or fighting against Estonia?
You might feel like nobody cares about or nobody appreciates You and Your effort. You are not alone.
I get a funny tickling feeling when I fight alongside Sweden. It's
fogfighter s and 
Nenne s country. I like those people I like that country. (Sh, don't tell anyone, I don't like Kamil and his species though.)
They say an old friend is worth a hundred new ones. That's why I like Lithuania. We've went through fire and water and let it be so for the next thousand years.
1. Don't fight against Your country or the country You have chosen once.
2. Don't steal.
3. Don't lie to anyone for Your own gain.
4. Don't betray the ones that did You good. Honour the ones who took You in, gave You food and weapons or privileges.
5. Vote for the ones who would make the world better, not who are Your multi, relative or who payed You.
6. May the GO/GOA/CM/Admin-s not prefer their country, but help anyone from anywhere, as it is their job.
7. You shall not have any other party leader of "Ärapanijad" unless I quit this game.
8. You shall not have any other Miss E-sim-s unless I die.
9. Don't write to me or any other girls in e-sim to "have fun" in skype.
10. Remember that You have a real life too. Don't try to compensate for lack of anything in real life by being a bad person in the game.
PS. I'm so deep. Why they no broadcast me on television? Translating this almost killed me. Hate writing stuff twice. Thanks, google translate.
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Tundsin, et Eestil (ja teistel tüüpidel, kes juhuslikult "sub" vajutasid) oleks vaja natuke jutlustamist ja motivatsioonijuttu!
Aga esiteks UUDISED:
1. Ma võtan ametlikult tagasi seaduse "me ei luba välismaalasi oma kongressi" Ärapanijate parteist. Ma luban
Hasisas el kandideerida, kuna mõned kohalikud kandidaadid on tõestanud ennast kui kasutute ja EBAAKTIIVSETENA. Kõik välismaalased pole muidugi lubatud, kuid need, kes on tõestanud ennast saavad kandideerida. (Enne on võinud välismaalasena kandideerida vaid fogfighter . On muidugi parem, kui turistidest kongressimehed ei anna kellelegi kodakondsust.
2. Oma silmaga (loodetavasti iga terve mõistusega inimene usub mu sõna) olen näinud, et Eestil läheb hästi! Meie riigil on piisavalt palju raha, ja kui me oleme ka edaspidi tublid ja teeme seda mida me tulime siia tegema, siis meil läheb veel paremini! Tänud meie presidendile.
Palun mõista mu peent õhkõrna huumorimeelt ja irooniat samuti nagu mu tõsidust.
Ma jutustan teile ühe loo. Kuskil, ma luban, jõuan ma poindini ka.
Ma tulin siia, sest mu päriselu sõber Travianist tahtis kulda teenida. Nüüd on ta juba ammu siit läinud.
Jäin siia, sest ma sain natuke võimule. See on ka midagi, mis joovastab siinseid inimesi.
Hakkasin seda neetud mängu vihkama (põle põrgus, e-sim) ja quittisin (suht). Aga Eesti on nii väike ja habras, et ma ei saa seda minu 2,5 m dmg-ta päevas ilma jätta.
Head inimesed, Te unustate, miks siia esialgu mängima jäite. Oli see selleks, et võidelda palgasõdurite MU-s? Et saada selle ohvitseriks, mis võitleb Sinu inimeste vastu? Et jaotada oma dmg 300 K tükkideks ja olla kasutu?
Kas esimest korda kongressi kandideerides, tegite seda raha/medali pärast? (Paljud ütleks ja, aga ikkagi mitte kõik).
20-st Eesti elanikust on ühtsed vaid 10. Kas see ei ole mitte kurb?
Võid öelda, et see on lihtsalt mäng, et oled teistsugune päriselus ja võid midaiganes mängus teha. Miks mina siis ei tunne, et tahaks kellelegi nuga selga lüüa või sõdida Eesti vastu?
Sa võid tunda, et keegi ei hooli Sinust või keegi ei väärtusta Sind ja Su panustamist. Sa ei ole üksi.
Ma saan naljaka kõditunde, kui ma võitlen Rootsi kõrval. See on
fogfighter i ja Nenne riik. Mulle meeldivad nad. Mulle meeldib see riik. (Šš, ärge kellelegi rääkige, et mulle ei meeldi Kamil ja kogu tema liik.)
Õeldakse, et vana sõber on väärt sada uut. Sellepärast mulle meeldib Leedu. Me oleme koos läbi tule ja vee läinud. Ja jäägu asjad nii ka järgmised tuhat aastat.
1. Ära võitle oma riigi või Sinu poolt kord välja valitud riigi vastu.
2. Ära varasta.
3. Ära valeta keelelegi, et selle pealt midagi saada.
4. Ära reeda neid, kes on Sulle head teinud. Austa neid, kes võtsid Sind sisse, andsid Sulle toitu ja relvi või privileege.
5. Hääleta nende poolt, kes reaalselt aitaks riiki, mitte nende poolt, kes on su multi, sugulane või kes maksis sulle.
6. Eelistagu GO/GOA/CM/Admin-id mitte oma riiki, vaid neid kes vajavad/küsivad abi ja aidaku neid, sest see on nende töö.
7. Teil ei tohi olla muud Ärapanijate parteiliidrit, senikaua kuni ma mängin seda mängu.
8. Teil ei tohi olla muid Miss E-sim-e, kuni ma lahkun Teie seast.
9. Te ei tohi kirjutada mulle või mistahes muule naissoost isikule e-simis, et Te tahate "lõbutseda" Skypes.
10. Pidage meeles, et Teil on päriselu ka. Ärge püüdke kompenseerida millegi puudust reaalses elus, et ennast paremini tunda.
PS. Ma olen nii sügavamõtteline. Miks ma veel telekas pole? Selle tõlkimine oli nii tüütu et sure ära. Vihkan asju kaks korda kirjutada. Tänud google translate'ile.
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