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1.这也太狠了吧
大清早起来,在楼下看到一背着书包的小屁孩,在威胁一只狗:
“叫,叫,再叫送你去上学”!

2.
话说朋友有一条泰迪,聪明无比,一天朋友带着这条狗去饭店吃饭,吃完出来后到了门口怎么拉这个狗也不走,遂回头一看,狗的左脚下竟踩了一张五十块钱,嘎嘎 pd逆天了。。

3.帮舅舅管理一家便利店,一个五岁大小女孩拿了一个五块钱的冰淇淋,问我:哥哥,这个四块五能卖我吗?我只有四块五。我觉得这孩子聪明,于是同意了。只见她拿了十块钱出来,问我说:哥哥我买两根能不能算便宜点,?八块钱行吗?我当时傻了

4.前段时间,新闻上报道某某街区接连被砍死三名妇女,整个哈尔滨都人心惶惶,,,咯咯咯,,,闺蜜的妈晚上快十一点了,还没回家,打电话问说快到了,心里有些担心,便去跟他爸说:“爸,你揣把菜刀,去接接我妈!”gc来了,他爸说了句:“我要是揣把刀下去接你妈,让警察给我抓了,这案子就结了!”

5.记得上大学时,我住在4楼。楼上有人泼脏水--#次奥--!弄了老子一电脑桌,当时就气势汹汹的想上去找他算账。刚走到门口,哥灵机一动,打了一满满桶水。顺着墙全都倒下去,然后听到下面嗷嗷的。1到3楼的都上来了,再然后我就组织他们一起去5楼把那家伙揍了一顿......

6.今天看着一年级的弟弟写作业,有道数学题有难度,我让他好好思考写完,结果憋半天没做出来竟然哭了!我逗他:“男孩子哭鼻子以后找不到对象,就娶不到老婆了!”
结果我家这活宝丶竟然一边哭一边抽噎着对我说:“呜呜呜..好像你..你..有对象...似的。”。。。

7有次看鉴宝节目,专家说超过50年的东西就可以称为古董-----割-----晚饭时我就问我妈,咱家有超过50年的古董吗?我妈默默地举起了筷子,指向了我爸。

8.隔壁家的一帅哥这几天对我特别的好,又是买吃的又是送喝的……不会割……朋友都说他对我有意思,昨天他又来我家给我送好吃的,lz很好奇的问他是不是有什么想说的。帅哥脸一红,低着头弄着手机害羞的说:我想说……你家wifi密码多少?!

9.
儿子5岁了,那天回家,
老婆说:“儿子坏死了,跟隔壁小孩往墙上尿,比谁尿的高。”
我:“那多正常呀,我小时候也玩过。”
老婆:“可是隔壁家是个小女孩。。”
我:“。。。。。”囧


10.记得年少得时候。我偷偷逃课去网吧。正玩得嗨皮时候我朋友急忙跟我说你妈来了。 楼主赶紧躲在电脑桌下把椅子挡在正前方。以为万无一失了。当我庆幸躲过一劫时候。一抬头楼主顿时黑线。家中金毛正用兴奋得大脑袋努力得想挤开椅子跟我藏一起。 更可恶得是它还不忘嚎叫两声。好像在说在着呢让我抓现行了。我就这么悲催得让它卖了。不怕神一样得敌人。就怕狗一样得队友啊。楼主回家后妈妈这顿胖揍。还当面奖励了那死狗一块肉很多得骨头。 画面就是我在那哭。它在那兴奋得啃骨头。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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