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1、三年前一个平静夜晚,我闲来无事去做足疗。给我捏脚的小姑娘穿得有些妖艳,说话轻佻,按着按着手就开始往上抓。我当时脑子里就一个念头,绝对不能做大保健,任她怎么挑逗,我还是强忍着做完足疗。最后在小姑娘叹服神情的注视下,我消失在夜色里。其实那天我兜里就70块钱,是穷让我成为了一个正直的人。


2、一哥们去网吧上网,突然着急上厕所。厕所有人,这哥们就在门外等着,5分钟过去了,10分钟过去了,15分钟过去了……实在忍不住了,敲门:里面的哥们你能不能快点啊!里面的来了句:我擦,终于有人来了,哥们有没有纸?

3、老公好不容易来我办公室一次,我想在众人面前表现得夫妻恩爱一点,就又倒咖啡又是递毛巾给他擦汗,……………………他捏了那条毛巾抬头痛苦地问我:老婆,你是不是做了对不起我的事情啊???

4、今天高考体检采血,早上不能吃饭。并且二货老娘负责采血。割。。。。采血时候老娘一句话不说,像不认识我似的。采完了,跟我说:这小伙长得挺帅啊,来阿姨给你个汉堡。泥煤啊,结果整个屋就静了,全班一起瞅我啊,再之后全班就笑疯了。。

5、我爹在我小时候经常打我,打的我到处跑·····现在我也当爹了,我也有儿子了,我想打我儿子体验下我爹以前打我是什么样的感觉,结果,哎我又被打了·····


6、昨天晚上我搂着我媳妇,我媳妇说我是小吊丝~我说我才不是,你见过哪个吊丝能跟女神在一起这么长时间?老婆果断批了100块钱零花。我太tm机智了。

7、有钱人可以大大方方的小气,没钱人只能小心翼翼的大方。。。

8、早晨刚上班就接到电话,
"大哥,你的快递",
"家里没人吗?放门口就行。"
"不是,门开着,我喊了半天没人出来”
"不好意思,麻烦快递扔屋把门给关上,谢谢了!媳妇准是送孩子上学又没关门…"

9、二货同事最近要生孩子了。原本他是丁克一族,问其缘由为什么要孩子?二货:我看周围的人都有孩子了 我抢答到:所以你也动心啦? 二货悠悠的一句:我是眼红那几个月的产假~ 孩子你是因为产假送的……


10、小学的时候我总欺负同桌,有一次上课我在下面玩得有点过分,他说你再这样我就要举手向老师报告!我说无所谓你告吧。 他听了之后很生气立刻举起了手,老师看到他举手后很高兴地说:“算的这么快,好的,你来回答刚才这道题。”

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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