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2、今天，弟弟拿了小学二年级的题目问我。我扫了一眼，帮我去倒杯水。然后飞快的百度一下，现在数学太可怕了。
3、朋友那里听来的:假期朋友爬山去，由于平时缺乏锻炼，还没爬一会儿就累的闪腰岔气的，实在是走不动啦，随问山上卖东西的一大爷“还有多远才到山顶啊？！”大爷反问“你门票多少钱？”朋友一愣答道“70啊，怎么了？”大爷呵呵一笑“你才爬5毛钱的啦”！5毛钱，5毛钱，大爷您会计专业毕业的吧？！
4、昨日乘电梯，里面有一正太和一萝莉， 两个人的书包都正太提着。
我问：小帅哥，她是你女朋友吧？正太做出很鄙视的表情说：
怎么可能，她那么凶。
萝莉一巴掌打过去，我凶吗？
5、我相信男女间有纯碎的友谊。大学的时候，有个学妹失恋后，哭哭啼啼寻死觅活的，我带着她到路边摊上陪她喝酒，听她倾诉，给她讲了一堆废话大道理，最后她大哭了一场，释怀了。通宵影院躺我怀里睡了一宿。第二天她对我说：哥你真好，像父亲又像兄长，不会占我便宜。我微微一笑：你要是漂亮点就好了。
6、现在我每天上下午各去医院输一次液。熟识的病友们亲切的称呼我为二输。 今天临床的大叔他女儿来看他，听见他爸喊我二叔，犹豫了半天管我叫了声叔爷爷，整个病房一下子死一般的宁静。#～真是个乖巧的好孩子～#
7、昨天晚上在电梯上一个七八岁的女孩问我几点了！我用幽幽的声音说道：你能看见我？女孩满脸呆萌的说道：叔叔你那么胖谁看不见啊！我：……
8、一朋友家孩子回来跟她妈妈说，我们老师问谁想当班长就举手，结果全班孩子都举手了，只有一个没举手，老师问他为什么不想当班长，他说，我想当校长。
9、昨天清明节，傍晚我在国道旁 等朋友的车接我去上班。发现忘了 带钱，于是让家人送钱过来。国道
个墓地，一些人在烧纸。这时 一个老头问我:有打火机吗？我说没 有。又看我在徘徊，问: 你在干嘛 呢？ 我说:在等家人给我送钱。老头 没有说话，匆匆走了，走了几十米 后，夜色中的大爷居然跑了起来。 哎， 大爷，听我解释啊
10、吃素食一年了，体检发现体重更重了。纠结良久，随后网上搜索，发现某论坛有言:食草动物往往体型都大……
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
