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Solen strålar ännu en gång över de kala fjälltopparna i storstan och barnen leker lyckliga till lovorden av annalkande krig! Men bakom varje leende döljer sig en mörk fråga; Vart tog allt trä vägen?!
Detta är en fråga som vilar på många tungor i nuläget. Men nu behöver ni inte undra längre, då jag har spenderat min dyrbara tid med att lusläsa och jämföra de dokument som har passerat även de högsta kretsarna i vårat samhälle, och allt pekar till ett och samma håll; Norrmännen!
I den bifogade filen så kan ni KLART och TYDLIGT se en kraftig sänkning av Svea Rikes träförråd i samma stund som norrmännen kom in i bilden. (Punkt A)
Detta började motverkas, (Punkt B) men togs inte tillräckligt på allvar, då norskarna slog till ännu hårdare! (Punkt C)
Efter ett rejält kok stryk med stekt smisk som varmrätt, så trodde vi att faran var över, men det visar sig att norrmännen var klurigare än vad de visade. Så mellan fiskestunderna och de dagliga oljeborrningarna så byggde de upp en armé. En armé som sedan skulle slå till med full kraft! (Punkt D) Huu, satans läskigt.
För exakt två veckor sedan, lagom till kaffet, så smugglade 200 000 lusekoftebeklädda norska småbarn Svea Rikes förråd av trä över gränsen till Polen. Hur?
Genom att låtsas att de var vapen, that's how!
Vi har alla varit barn, och lekt krig med pinnar, men detta tar det till en helt ny nivå! Om vi inte gör något åt detta fortast möjligen så kommer det att sluta som i börskraschen i Amerika 1929!
Nej, det är dags att slå tillbaka och förinta norrmännen en gång för alla!
Jag håller på i detta nu att planera finurliga planer som sedan ska skickas via vykort till PermanentPresidenten Google1337's högkvarter i Bryssel!
Kära läsare; Behåll lugnet, lås in erat trä i källaren, (eller skicka det till redaktionen för förvar) och fortsätt bestrida norrmännen!
I andra nyheter: Träets framfart i pris har på senare tid börjat svalna lite, och ligger nu på c.a 67G/Kilot.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
