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1、今天店里来了个可爱的小萝莉,同事就逗她,问她几岁了,她伸出一只手掌说5岁了,同事说这不是6吗,怎么是5岁呢,小孩儿蒙了,跑去一本正经的问她麻麻说,麻麻,那个阿姨是不是不识数啊

2、今天同事带她家小萝莉到办公室来,第一次发,不格,两岁多,玩耍时在我办公室角上把头撞了,很响,一下坐地上正要哭,我说我看一下撞坏没有,撞坏了扣你妈妈的工资来陪,小萝莉忙站起来看一下说,没坏,

3、,我借你打一万块是我攒了几年的私房钱.你还给俺媳妇是几个意思,你这么做人是没朋友的好吧!

4、一次和哥们儿几个饭店喝酒,二楼包间点了一桌子菜,菜上了上一楼吧台叫服务员要啤酒,一哥们说,来两箱先喝着,喝不了退了不就行吗,服务员说要完的不给退了,那哥们果断回包间,哥几个喊服务员要一瓶啤酒,哥几个都满上了,接着在来一瓶,在来一瓶,来一瓶,后来服务员抱了两箱来说喝不了可以退!

5、老板,对不起,我今天上不了班了”“咋回事?”“被人家老婆堵路上了”“小王,TM不是我说你,哪家瓜婆娘堵你?”“奥巴马家的”“……”现在还堵成都三环的没上班的请给个可耻的赞吧

6、刚刚看到公司一美女妹妹在空间发表说说,女人嫁老公就应该学武则天,能过日子就过,不能过就宰了。觉得很赞,于是就默默的发了个评论:当初潘金莲也是这么想的……


7、刚刚看到公司一美女妹妹在空间发表说说,女人嫁老公就应该学武则天,能过日子就过,不能过就宰了。觉得很赞,于是就默默的发了个评论:当初潘金莲也是这么想的……


8、陪女朋友逛街,因为无聊,自己就哼哼歌,爱上你等于爱上了错,我女朋友听到后一脸认真的问我,爱上我错了呗,我低下头默默回了句,我愿意一错再错

9、交往了一个内向姑娘,喜欢看她害羞的的模样。刚才逛街累了,逗她说我们去的炮房歇会,她红着脸嗔道:“什么炮呀炮的多难听!”“那怎么说?”“去操场。”


10、又准备到夏天了,去年去店里买泳装,割了!平到底了!我说阿姨能给我找件海绵厚点的嘛?阿姨看着我五分钟找不到安慰我的话就说了,大家都游泳谁有心情看你的胸!阿姨你骗我。。。骗我。。骗我。。。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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