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写这个的起因是因为我今天对面桌上的同事收到了一个人寄给她的大熊（不知道是什么形象）娃娃，然后在我面前惊叫着说“哎呀哎呀好大的娃娃，羞死人了，这可叫我怎么办啊？”（其实只是刚好放在躺椅里比较大而已- -|||），由于那个声音太令人震惊以至于我一度开始思考人生，思考为什么不同的人对于同样的物体会产生完全不同的生物化学反应，思考我为什么今天这个点偏偏忘记了戴耳塞……
有点偏题了~这样的情况下，我决定去看一看有（sang）趣（xin）上（bing）进（kuang）的八卦高手云集地（tianya），看一些让我开心的话题~于是我就看到了一些打开我新世界大门的东西。我整理了一些比较有趣的，下面都会原样贴过来给大家~我不是懒哦~这是为了照顾大家的体验！
总能在一些类似个性签名的地方看到类似的知音体“混酒吧一杯鸡尾酒也开闪光拍的抖抖索索的配上自己大美瞳然后流泪的照片，然后配一句话：外面一切都是喧嚣的，我只需要一个人，静静的饮下这杯XXXX……你不在，我依然很开心，XXX元一杯麻醉自己，其实也很快乐，不是么”
刚刚吵了一架，也许他不再那么爱我了，一个人呆在50平的衣帽间哭了好久。
见识过一个奇葩买了一瓶雅诗兰黛的眼霜 然后整天注意别人的眼睛 说哟你眼睛有细纹了 用雅诗兰黛吧 不过有点贵 300多15ml……
另一个奇葩更极品的 说生活水平高了 眼光也高了 目前我就只看得上only veromoda。。。。。
层主曾经有一室友 天天都念叨啊 “哎，其实我也想节约钱的啊，可是不知不觉的就进了专卖店了。xx,我跟你说啊，贵的衣服就是不一样，你看我这个衬衫，买的一百二，穿起来就是不一样！”那骄傲的小表情哦，一百二噢，我们这些想奢侈一把买一件还要贷个款才行哟。
同学，说花800块钱买了个psp，各种炫耀
能听歌能看电影能玩游戏啊什么的
那个时候我也想买一个，她就给我各种讲，把自己吹的跟行家一样，还说，一定要买国产的啊，外国的都坑人的。
psp就日本的好么【几年前的事了，求不打脸！】
当时我还不太懂，就觉得她的好轻，膜贴的好差劲，都是气泡，游戏只能玩超级玛丽那类的
等我也买了一个之后才知道，她花800块买了个像psp的mp4
我的到手给她看过之后，再也没看她把自己的拿出来过
同事，男，四十多岁，前些天对我们说了这样一席话：“唉，我女儿中考才考了252分，这要在一般家庭，只好上个垃圾高中了，好在是我们这样的家庭，花了几万块钱把她买到重点去了。”
我们穿两件套衣服的季节，某人走过来边用手扇着边喊热，原来她买了个戒指...
一个大学同学，平时几乎不聊天的那种，结婚蹦出来说，买房子蹦出来说，连验孕棒都发在空间里。
有个同事，40 ，女，成天办公室大嗓门炫耀。
以前开个标志206，成天说，她老公要给她换车，她喜欢保时捷卡宴。
终于有一天，她换车了，换了辆宝马！整个办公室全是宝马两个字。
那天我蹭她车回家，在电梯里她遇上熟人。于是，她做了一个让我目瞪口呆的动作！
她把原先握着宝马车钥匙的手，放到熟人的眼前，然后一松，说，看！
那人明显吓了一跳，往后倒退一步！十秒钟后终于反应过来，说，你早就该开宝马了。
于是我心里在想，估计是个宝马7系，再不济最起码5系吧。要知道，人家之前看中的可是卡宴。
等我们到了停车场之后，我一看，那宝马前面还有两汉字，华晨！。。。。
暂且发上面一些到这里了~有兴趣的亲们可以私下讨论一下~
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
