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1.一个朋友跟我说的,一个新兵去打扫卫生,一看旁边没人,就趴墙上,看见一穿便装的大爷在哪散步,就喊,大爷帮忙买包烟吧,那大爷说你们不是不让抽烟吗?那新兵说我没事的时候抽一根而已,帮帮忙呗,青岛人都是活雷锋。那大爷帮他买了一包。晚上开会的时候,队长大骂,MD谁叫司令帮忙买烟的,还青岛人都是活雷锋。


2.《转》——————一女人领着狗去看兽医。医生说:“您这只贵宾犬…”“对不起”女人打断医生的话:“请你尊重点儿,不要叫他‘犬’,他是我宝贝儿子。”医生说:“请问你儿子多大了?”“9个月。”“请问你儿子哪不舒服?”“他最近心情不好,总喜欢咬人。”“请问你儿子以前打过‘狂你儿子疫苗’吗?”


3.今天坐公交车出门,坐着,旁边站了个穿黑色超短裙的美女。我还多瞄了几眼
到站台时司机一个急刹车,美女一个没站稳坐我大腿上了……
还没反应过来呢,美女站起来说了声对不起就飞奔着冲下去了,小脸还红扑扑的。我还想这美女还真纯洁,做个大腿就这么娇羞了……
回过神来一看,我了个去去去啊,我灰色的休闲裤上印了一朵大红花……
你是对不起我啊……


4.......大家都割.....一个朋友房产公司老总,孩子上高中。一天班主仼老师问:你爸爸开什么车?答:宝马。你妈开什么车?答:奥迪。一日班主任对孩子说要回趟老家用车。那老总丝毫不敢怠慢,亲自驾车送老师,到达后拿出高档烟酒赠送。一段时间后孩子回家告诉家长:粑粑,老师帮我申请了一个贫困生名额!


5.家里有一2岁的小正太,刚学会说话。……简短不割……今天吃完饭,问他,”宝贝,吃饱了吗?” ”饱了”,”还饿吗?“ ,”饿!“ ”不是饱了吗?“ ”饱了!“ ”那还吃吗?“ ”吃!” -O-


6.爱情公寓三这么火,突然对各演员身高很有兴趣,以前就知道关谷很高,发现其他人和他站一块也没觉得反差有多大,百度之,我震精了:关谷187cm陆展博186cm吕子乔181cm曾小贤182cm张益达180cm胡一菲168cm唐悠悠167cm陈美嘉166cm林宛瑜170cm,一水的高帅富白富美啊,一直觉得曾小贤腿很短个很矮,他居然也有180.吊丝伤不起啊,默默蹲墙角去了


7.一哥们在外打工,出租屋被盗哦,尼玛呀,屋子里没东西就一把挂面,我会告诉你小偷把挂面煮吃了才走的吗?

8.好吧,我坦白,小学三年级的时候爬树被铁丝把蛋蛋皮割破了,封了六针,村里的谣言是我的那个被割掉了,我在村里人同情的目光中生活了好多年……


9.今天听到一个很励志的故事,一位少年,连续五年报公务员培训班,参加考试落榜,终于在第六年,,,,他去培训班当老师了


10.孕妇一枚,不能闻油油味,老妈又感冒了,今儿起老公做饭~~哥不会做饭~~老公只会炒蛋,初次炒蘑菇,蘑菇放锅里后,那货大喊,蘑菇在锅里尿了!尿了~

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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