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1.楼主在银行交学费来着……………………银行有个光头猥琐大叔一直对出纳姐姐说:“妹子,借我一万块玩玩呗~”
那姐姐特无奈地说:“爸,取款就取款,别让别人误会了……”

2.陪婆婆去医院看病的时候遇到的---儿科诊室里,一个小正太,中间一溜头发两边没有那种,酷酷的坐在医生面前,双手交叉摆出奥特曼进攻发激光的姿势,嘴里不停的念到:我不怕你,杀杀杀。。。医生淡定的拿出针管,在正太面前一晃,正太哇的一声大哭起来:他太厉害了,他有针。。。

3.今天跟老爸老妈一起看电视剧,突然有一幕男主角女主角接吻的画面,我爸幽幽的冒出来一句,当年我24岁第一次跟你妈亲嘴的时候紧张得要死,我当时有点脑抽,兴奋的说,你们这算啥,想当年我13岁的时候跟邻居家的张小燕........然后就木有然后了


4.早上送一个关系特别好的女性朋友去火车站,她男朋友在外地,她去看他。我问她准备待多久,她说半个月。我说:这么久啊。她说:没事!他肾好。姐妹咱说话能别这么彪悍嘛。

5.昨天跟媳妇打结婚证,_____照完相时____那人要我们交钱(钱全在老婆身上)我身上没钱,媳妇果断掏钱,深受qb影响的我脑c的来了句,这怎么好意思难得结次婚还要你请客。。。。。

6.妻子爷爷八十多了,也说个耳背的,啊,,,,,隔开,,,,妻子打电话……妻:爷爷,我小莲啊……爷:谁?……妻:小莲啊!……爷:哦,小莲啊!……(妻子擦汗)可算听出来了,刚要问好,爷爷来一句:她不在家!

7.十年前上初中------------- 那时候刚接触网络,正处于青春期,打开门户网站看到标题栏里的"黄页",思想斗争了许久许久才决定打开。。。结果我失望了,年少无知伤不起啊!


8.新洗的空调被,香香的————睡前,扯着被子对老公说“你问问,淡淡的香味~”突然他一脸娇羞“刚洗好澡,蛋蛋的香味都给你闻到了……”

9.在那种网站(你懂),看到一个视频,标题区区几字“古典,81次g潮”。好几个G啊。下了三天才下完。激动的哆嗦着手打开,尼玛,老版西游记!

10.上岛咖啡偶遇一幕:一男子与.....jc.....大喊大叫,极没教养。细听原来是手机丢失。此人自称韩国籍,来京一周手机丢失,各种猜测,就是不说自己遗失。路过一老妪听闻愤然曰:李承晚连北朝鲜丢了都没嚷嚷,你丢个手机就在这里大吵大叫,好无教养。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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