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1.楼主高三狗,昨晚上晚自习,前面坐着一对小情侣……哥……正看书呢,俩人不知道咋回事吵起来了,后来女孩打了男的一耳光说“你根本不懂什么是物理!”…………学霸的世界,我们不懂

]2.如果你喜欢的人醉倒在你床上,你会选怎么做:A守护在她身边;B帮她盖好被子;C轻轻的吻她一下;D把她XXOO。我选的是D,著名:这个选择题D是正确答案。我以为我的答案会是最好的了,没想到下面有人回复:CDBA。尼玛,彻底凌乱了

3.员工办离职,需要写离职报告。那么大一张A4纸,他就写了4个字:不想做了。我说,这么大张纸,你能不能多写点?
然后他把纸拿过去又写了一会儿。
完事儿我拿过来一看,在前面加了两个字:真的

4.摘了六个观赏性金桔(有苦又酸又涩的)分给六个女同事吃,吃完之后五个吐了出来又蹦又跳的,还追着我暴打一顿,只有一个嚼了嚼咽了跟什么也没发生过一样。该说说该笑笑,对她也没什么防备。
下午的时候我女朋友来找我,正和我女友聊天呢她跑到我们身边抱着我亲了口跑了……跑了…… 跳进黄河也洗不清了……蛇蝎妇人心啊!

5.甲:你知道什么叫土豆丝吗?乙:就是把土豆切成丝啊!甲:那你知道什么叫吊丝吗?乙:......

6.今天晚上我妈拿了一盒巧克力给我,我不解,我妈说:你爸知道后天情人节没人送你巧克力,就给你买了。老爸,能不要这么称职么。。。

7.邻居家小孩7岁了弄坏了家里的一个盆景,怕他老妈打他,就和他爸讲了,他爸淡定的说“j8大点事。”他看着他爸说了句“你是说这事可大可小?”

8.2013年全国小朋友最关注的问题:爸爸去哪儿了?在党和政府的高度重视和央视的大力配合下,终于在2014年初找到了答案:东莞!


9.老公跟我说:“媳妇,昨天走道儿走多了,腿疼怎么办?”我看着他,思索了很久,说了句话,报了我多年的仇……我告诉他:“多喝点开水吧…………”


10.班上女汉子说:哎,最近越来越娘了。。。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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