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3、我上大学的时候。。。有个女同学，她跟我关系不错，我们俩还有点小暧昧，，，有天上大课，她跟我表白，悄悄的跟我说：做我的王子吧。 我一激动，直接回了句：好的，母后。然后就木有然后了
4、在公司厕所拉翔，就是过了一会旁边的蹲位来了个人，就在我一系列的排翔准备工作就绪后，我就听到“咕咚”一声，然后接着就是那人说了句：“MD，水花没压住，6.5分。”。这啥节奏啊
5、昨晚我朋友两口子闹离婚，我发信息去劝，我本来想发：“你傻啊，这么精的媳妇还离！” 结果我当时手快发了 “你傻啊，这么紧的媳妇还离！” 次奥啊，，护士现在过来来换药了！
6、今天我去男友亲戚家，由于因为睡的地方不够。。。所以我跟男友把亲戚家的小孩床位霸占了，，我正跟男友打算上床睡觉，这小家伙货突然来了句，你们晚上稳住啊，别把我床弄散架了。。。傻眼了 你这么屌，你爸妈知道不？
7、我家对门住着一大帅哥，他是刚搬来不久的。。我闺蜜来玩，我告诉她这个激动的消息，然后就出现以下对话：“走，咱俩去你家对门借盐去”，，“帅哥一般不自己做饭吃吧。。“ 结果二货闺蜜跳起来说单：”那咱俩借卫生纸，再帅他也得拉屎“ 我汗啊，，彻底的给她打败了
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
