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What the world needs now is more Narwhals , sweet Narwhals
It's the only thing that there's just too little of in the Consortium
If you were to ask any historical scholar, "What party represents the special needs of America?" 9 times out of 10, they would say, "The Narwhal Consortium, and here is why...". In this article we're gonna tell you why, but not yet. First we must defame the other parties to dissuade you from ever thinking of joining them.
Youth of America Largest in size but organized like the feathery inside of a toaster, it's only aim is to pull the tooth from the youth. Each election is has lost more and more seats than a dietary seller has lost customers a month after new years. But people still continue to see it as more than a sinking ship. Being the number 1 party and 20+ members larger than the next party it only managed to gain 1 seat in the recent congressional election. Before the admin enforced the top 5 party rule, the Narwhal Consortium got 1 seat and was only a rank 7 party.
Federalist Party Tied for 2nd largest party at 39 members (currently). It has retained it's size to congressional ratio, managing to take 6 seats in this recent election. It is lead by a Talio Extremist. Nothing more needs to be said here. The Narwhal Consortium is lead by me, paranoidmelon. I am a male, athletic, brown eyed, dark hair, and I smell like roses when I sweat. I am politically irresistible, so that is why you should also join the Narwhal Consortium. i.e to smell me.
National Moe Front Tied for 2nd largest party at 39 members (currently). They have the most seats in congress at 8. Highly organized and the party of the current president. But deep down they are evil. When I was born I couldn't remember a time when they weren't running this country. To most of you newer citizens that is even more true. It seems that they are truly what they say, Anime Fascists, and guess what... it may look cute and funny or whatever you younger generations are saying, but .... well let me put this into an image.
That is an Anime Hitler, they make Hitler look cute and cuddly. But he wasn't he was a truly bad artists who could never paint human form well. Like really, a human form, talk about some inhumane shit right there. How could you not? PEOPLE ARE EVERYWHERE. If I were his teacher I'd be like, "Fine I'll accept you but you gotta learn human form, that's the only Solution to your art failings." The Narwhal Consortium on the other hand is just your friendly group of Narwhals that only have America at heart.
The United Party This is the 4th largest party, technically 3rd place. They took 4 seats in the last election, good job. An unexpected average party you'd think. But wait look at this.
That's right, the United Party has been subliminally poisoning your mind with phallic symbolism. Who could be behind this? ZARDOZ , that's who!
Holy OWLS The 5th largest party. They have only been able to take 1 seat in the last election and is the last of the top 5 parties. I'll let this anonymous message I received explain to you why you should avoid their party.
Godking's Hammers Rank 6th party, has grown past the Narwhal Consortium Party recently but it a rude one at that. They plan to use America as an anvil and hammer out their future. It may sound all strong and powerful but sadly it's obvious meaning is they plan to use America and take any advantage they can get out of it, they do not wish to save America but to use. They are what some call an abusive boyfriend. Steve. Abusive boyfriend named Steve, well let me tell you Steve, you can't treat her that way. The people WONT stand for it. I swear if you lay another finger on Erica I will cut it off.
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Narwhal Consortium The 7th largest party and fastest growing. Within 2 members length of being top 5 and of course with a history of forcing administration to enforce top 5 party allocation within congressional votes. Achieving the impossible of having a congressman while 5 other parties dominated the arena and showing what a true democracy is all about. The Narwhal Consortium is quite clearly a dark horse, a dark horse that could irreversibly acquire the capabilities to change the direction of history and pave it's way towards the USA's Destiny. If you join this party you are sure to be proud of it, and maybe one day you'll tell your grandchildren the story when you marched shoulder to shoulder with Unca paranoidmelon. And while that tear drop slips out of the corner of your eye you will laugh for all the great times you witnesses because of the golden age that you together with many like yourself brought to the United States of America.
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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
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Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
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The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
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The international war.
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