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lz大学生放假在家 说个表姐的 她有两个女儿 一天在玩的时候 小女儿对我表姐说 麻麻 等以后我养你 表姐 感动着 问 你以后打算怎么养啊 她说一句 令所有人都石化的话 我以后把你放在笼子里养。。。。。





今年年会,区域经理上台发表13年总结,……咯咯咯……说到了多忙多忙,老婆在家带孩子多不容易,经常回不了家见不到孩子,gc是他说,孩子现在最亲的不是他,反而是隔壁孩子的爸爸,,,,全场笑喷……



今天无意间听到老妈对老爸说,你闺女真有男人味!


在去烟台的火车上,一个六年级的小屁孩和一个大一的女孩聊了三个小时了,并且成功的要了手机号,小屁孩你这么屌你妈知道吗





嫂子生完小孩第八天,从乡下送来几只乌肉鸡,活得,暂时先关在卫生间里了,老妈嫌脏,给鸡们洗了个淋浴,我们这冬天蛮冷的,楼主本着救鸡一命,胜造七级浮屠,给鸡们用吹风把毛都给吹干了,我是秀逗了吗?



今天中午在外面吃饭的时候 来了一家三口也是来吃饭的 男的先进去点餐了 孩子站在门口任凭他妈妈怎么说都不肯进去 这时他爸爸过来说了句儿子快进来吧里面有个小妹妹 那孩子立马就进去了 不愧是亲爸啊





去爬山,带着五岁外甥女,下山的时候有位游客带两只狗狗上山,从小就怕狗狗外甥女就赶快站那不动了,双手合十,嘴里念叨着,狗狗看不见我,看不见我……当时就笑喷了!单纯的孩子!!!!


大哥,您这真是大神级别的~~


背景:表哥结婚。
婚礼上调皮的主持人让新郎闻新娘胸前戴的花香不香。
主持人:“大声一点,香不香!!”
表哥:“香!!”
主持人:“什么味儿?”
二货表哥直接来了句奶味儿的。。味儿的。。儿的。。的。。
哥啊你爸你妈还在台下呢



刚修车时在路边看到的,终于知道小学生放假了……!



还有比过年更让广大屌丝们着急的事情嘛!




看到图标就乐了



分享一个朋友的糗事,有一姐们,特彪悍的那种,她老公特别爱打牌,有一天出去玩的挺晚了,姐们打电话让他老公回家,她老公不回去,一直玩到两点多才回去,回家打开大门嗷~~的一嗓子就晕过去了!原来是我姐们穿了一身白睡衣,把头发全散开,压着嗓子说了一句,我等你好久了~~~糗友们想像一下农村半夜两点,黑灯瞎火的,一打开门见一女鬼什么感觉﹏,反正我是笑尿了!



和一个女同事认识快一年了,发现她的手机壁纸一直是关羽,一直没换过,LZ就问她:“你手机壁纸怎么一直是关羽啊?”她说:“关羽在此,尔等瘦死!”



今早全家人都在,6岁的弟弟一起床就说:妈妈坐在爸爸上面,哦!不对!是爸爸压在妈妈身上。。。瞬间家里人一个个开电视的电视,上厕所的上厕所,喝水的喝水。。。。。


送上福利!!!炸出一片狼友


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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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